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Edited on Wed Jul-23-08 03:25 PM by Javaman
they fit into a sub culture of our species. Also know as wanna-be's. They believe that if they yuck it up at lame/bad jokes, that if they follow blindly the bizarre set of rules and laws set down by their masters, they will at some point feel "included".
Why this bizarre need of inclusion? I think it harks back to childhood. They weren't the last kid picked for the baseball team; they weren't picked at all. Why weren't they picked? Well, because their set of social skills places them in the asshole category.
Johnny has no friends. Johnny's mom is concerned. She consults the other kids. "why don't you like johnny?" she asked. Bobby from down the street replies, "well, mrs. republican mom, your son Johnny is, well, an asshole."
What makes an asshole? Well, a few things. 1) laughing overly long and loudly at the misfortune of others. No, I'm not talking Elmer Fudd or Wild E. Coyote, no, I mean, laughing at the kid who was hit by a car on his birthday. Oh the hilarity. :sarcasm: 2)Takes the last cookie and doesn't admit to it. When everyone knows and sees crumbs on his shirt. 3)Argues over stupid ass things that really no one could care less about, but feels his ego puffed up as a result of everyone walking away. He mistakes this as winning. 4) Doesn't understand the concept of Irony. 5)Doesn't understand satire 6) can't laugh at himself. 7) has an odd sense of being persecuted at every turn. 8) is a really bad loser and worse off 9) is a really bad winner.
These are just a few, there are countless others.
At the end of the day, poor Johnny just wants so bad to be included. However, he's so afraid everyone will find out what his secret is, that he's willing to throw away any sort of sense of integrity to keep that secret, what ever it may be.
So the long and short to my long winded response is: Johnny wingnut rightwing nut job is an asshole. :)
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