Naughty Hottie Has Sex With God

[RebelOne]

Comic Sarah Silverman depicted in carnal relations with Almighty. Boy, is this going to get the fundies' panties in a twist.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article54607.html

[BlooInBloo]

1. While she isn't ugly, there are but few, I think, who would call her a "hottie".

[blogslut]

6. Add me to the few

I think she is very attractive.

[gatorboy]

8. She's a hottie....

Does God prefer missionary?

[BlooInBloo]

14. Sigh. I suppose this WAS the predictable result of my post... lol!

[gatorboy]

16. Doesn't mean I'm brave enough to invite her to Thanksgiving though. :P

[wicket]

15. I would!

:D

[StClone]

18. She often goes without makeup

Many "Beautiful people" aren't so attractive without the pretty pall.

I think she pretty nice...

[StClone]

21. Her show however

Is not so hot, kinda annnnt.

[A Simple Game]

35. I get the impression that her show should be the funniest thing on TV.

Sadly it is not. The two gay neighbors are very good, and the cop is ok, but Sarah and her sister just don't seem to be able to pull it off.

It may just be going over my head, but I don't think so. I have watched 2 or 3 of the shows and have been disappointed in every one. Did not see the God one though.

I hope they figure it out, I like hyperbole and over the top stuff, I should like this show.

Oh, and yes, she is a hottie!

[BlooInBloo]

23. Agreed - she does "clean up" pretty damn impressively...

... I hereby at least partly rescind my comment.

Thanks!

[lumberjack_jeff]

30. Never seen her on TV. Googled her photos. Definitely hottie.

Almost makes me want to get tv again. Almost.

[Bucky]

38. In a New York minute. In fact, I'd probably only last a New York minute with her.

Yes, she's a hottie.

My comment, on the other hand, is entirely inappropriate.

[Richard Steele]

40. Serious HOTTIE. Physically, anyway. That crapfest of a show is enough to make me lose interest, tho.

Heartbreaking, it is!

[sillyphoenix]

75. whaaat?

She is definitely a hottie! Her show is absolutely hideous though. She oughta stick to stand-up... she's very funny when doing that.

[Marr]

77. Really? I think she's very attractive.

[northzax]

2. i want to know the most important question of all

is God circumcised?

[Dhalgren]

27. Of course not. God would have created His own penis in whatever

configuration He would like. He would not create His own Holy Member with a foreskin only then to have it surgically removed.

The problem I have with the sketch is how could God possibly not be worth a call-back? I mean, come on!

[northzax]

29. i don't know

that whole 'covenant with the Jews' thing. I could see it.

a call back? God is always looking for commitment, life long giving of yourself to him. And what do you get in return? after you die, you get good stuff, when, uber-conveniently, you can't tell anyone else. plus, the guy is what, like 6,000 years old? what kind of stamina do you think he has? he must get distracted all the time as well what with all the 'Dear God, I want a puppy." "Dear God, please don't let mama die." I mean what kind of sick motherfucker could get it up while listening to prayers from cancer patients and victims of war?

[notadmblnd]

44. Sometimes, the ones you love in the night....

...in the morning you choose to forget.

[Marr]

78. C'mon- it's god. I'm sure his would be a hell of alot more creative than

a simple snip. Probably a total custom job.

[youthere]

3. ugh. I don't care for Sarah Silverman AT ALL.

[Beer Snob-50]

4. This was also a joke a couple of times on Family Guy

God or Jesus in bed with someone they picked up at a bar or using their powers to get girls.

[Solly Mack]

5. Does he go south?

[xchrom]

9. god is every where.

[Solly Mack]

13. Hallelujah

[Dr.Phool]

26. God helps those who help themselves!

AKA, Masturbation.

[northzax]

12. and how much protection do you have to wear?

I mean this is a chap with a track record of knocking up women without even having sex, who's willing to take the chance on actual penetration?

plus, he is mean to his kid. I just don't think he's much of a catch, you know?

[Solly Mack]

17. Yeah but you'd never call the wrong name "Oh, God. Oh, God"

[northzax]

22. yeah, but think of the awkwardness if you slipped

"Jesus, that was awesome!"

[Solly Mack]

24. LMAO You win

[northzax]

31. it's like the old joke

why does it suck to be an atheist?







no one to talk to during orgasms.

[Kurovski]

68. Does he go south?

His nickname ain't "Godhead" for nothing.

[wicket]

7. I think she's hilarious!

:D

[bryant69]

10. Looks like someone wants attention

Which i guess is her livlihood so I can't complaint too much.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[ROakes1019]

11. The Greek Way

The Greeks were way ahead of her. Remember Leda and the Swan? Did she take on power with the Swan's shuddering of the groin?

[NoodleyAppendage]

19. It's called COMEDY people...jeez. Get a life.

Sarah Silverman's show is refreshingly irreverent and FUNNY. She makes a living dicing up sacred cows and in the process reaffirms our right to free speech (regardless of the topic).


J

[Colobo]

20. She's alright

I would say, however, that despite my dislike for religions in general (proud agnostic here), I find no pleasure in making fun of believers of any deity, regardless of how backward their thinking might be.

[GoneOffShore]

64. She's making fun of the whole concept of religion

Which I'm totally in favor of.

[soothsayer]

25. plus God's black, if I'm not mistaken

[Dhalgren]

28. Everyone knows God is black...

[NYCGirl]

32. Yes, she is.

Steve Allen recounted the joke he told on his TV show that garnered the most amount of hate mail he ever received. This is a joke he told in the late 50s:

Two astronauts have called a press conference. On their last space flight, they ventured through a wormhole and got so far away from Earth they encountered God. Now they've returned and are going to talk about the experience.

"That's amazing. What's God like?" asks a reporter.

One of the astronauts answers after a long pause, "Well, for one thing, she's black..."

[Bandit]

33. I think she is as offensive to the right as Coulter is to the left

I am not all that fond of such offensive behavior for whatever reason...

[NashVegas]

34. I Just Think She's Offensive

I saw her stand-up a couple of years ago, I think it might have been on Bill Maher's show, and didn't find her even remotely funny. She struck me as a shrew who had no greater point than simply saying things to piss people off.

[Bucky]

39. I find the screen name "Crisco" to be offensive

I'm just kidding. Crisco is my friend.

[NashVegas]

80. It's Old and I'm Too Lazy to Change It

It goes back to the early days of Ashcroft. :hi:

[zanne]

69. Yup. She's offensive, alright.

I don't think she's that funny; she's shocking and sometimes people think that's funny. So I don't like her humor, but I don't have to watch her.

[Dave From Canada]

36. As long as she doesn't have sex with Allah or Muhammad. That would be much more then a panty twist.

[Zuiderelle]

37. I recently saw her show on Showtime "Jesus is Magic". Hilarious!!

Some of IMDB's keywords for it are (had to remove a few :o):
* Death
* Bottled Water
* Niece
* Musical Number
* Jewish
* Post September 11 2001
* Masturbation Scene
* Gay
* Hitler
* September 11 2001
* Water
* Song
* Gay Interest
* African American
* German
* Racism
* Pot
* Pornography
* Marijuana
* Friend
* Nazi
* Barbie
* Jew
* Bong
* Dressing Room
* Music
* Grandmother
* Audience
* Holocaust
* Vagina
* Sex
* Racist Joke
* Lesbian


That sums it up rather well! She definitely covers the bases. :rofl:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422528/

[jayfish]

45. "It's Not Getting Cold In Here,...

you're dieing". I was flipping back and forth between her and George Lopez the other night. She was pretty damn funny.

Jay

[Zuiderelle]

52. Oh yeah, her performance at the retirement home.

:rofl:

And the joke about the jewish woman married to a gentile man, telling her children when asked about their religion something like "Your mommie is one of the chosen people. Your daddy believes that Jesus is magic." :)

[Bucky]

41. I believe Rick Santorum actually approves of Sarah Silverman

I can't imagine why

[BreweryYardRat]

42. I didn't like the fact that it claims she kneed the "God" character in the groin.

That's blasphemous, and this is coming from someone who takes the Lord's name in vain A LOT.

The other stuff might be tolerable, but that isn't.

Pity the real God won't show up and give her a bloody good rogering. God is love, after all. "Would you like to apologize for insulting Me now?"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

43. Did he stick to the missionary position to satisfy the fundies? (If not Sarah.)

From all reports Satan would be more...uh...creative.

[Colobo]

46. Why is it

That religious intolerance and fundamentalism are so similar?

[The Cleaner]

47. I think this is totally offensive to many faiths.

n/t

[Colobo]

48. Yeah

It's fun to be intolerant, until you are the one that suffers the intolerance.

[DrunkenMaster]

50. so we must not tolerate intolerance!

it should be banned!

[Marr]

79. Maybe it's time to stop paying undue respect to insipid myths.

If a person chooses to believe such lunacy, they're welcome to- but I don't have to say it's valid. It isn't valid. It's ridiculous.

[Colobo]

83. According to you and me it is

But for them is not. Ain't that beautiful?

[Marr]

88. That's fine.

But there's this widely-accepted idea that religious faith should be spoken of reverentially. I don't think there's any reason to. If people choose to believe it all that's fine- but it's no different than any other subject.

If we had people walking around believing that Apollo drags the sun accross the sky each day, they might not be openly mocked, but I doubt many would feel obligated to speak in reverential tones about the idea, simply because some loons have chosen to embrace it.

[DrunkenMaster]

49. We MUSt ban Sarah Silverman!

Not ONLY is she offending Xtians, she is enforcing PATRIARCHY by picturing God as a MAN (and not to mention a black man -- they're they scariest ones of all).

We must eliminate any material deemed offensive by anyone from print, radio, television and indeed our very SOULS!

[Colobo]

51. I'm agnostic

So I'm not affected by what she thinks about God, religion or whatever. Still, why make fun of the faiths of people?

[redqueen]

53. Why not?

:shrug:

[Colobo]

58. Because

I think it's better to practice a "live and let live" kind of attitude. As long as a religious person is doing his or her thing privately, and doesn't interfere (or tries to interfere) with my life, there's nothing wrong.

I understand how challenging the absurdities of religion in general (by the way, there is nothing as absurd as Islam, I think) can be positive, but there are many good human beings out there who truly believe in these things and deserve respect. Here in DU we have quite a few religious people, and it's not fair for them to be mocked because of their spiritual choices.

[redqueen]

61. But not live and let joke?

Which is the issue? Are you saying Sarah shouldn't joke about God because you find it offensive? Or are you saying that she shouldn't mock religious people?

Did she even do that, by the way? I'm confused as to where that's coming from... the part about it not being fair to mock people because of their choices...

[Colobo]

62. I already stated my opinion

It's ok if you don't agree.

[NashVegas]

66. Plenty of People Joke About God(s)

Others just happen to do a better job of it than Silverman.

[redqueen]

74. I wasn't addressing the quality of the jokes, though. n/t

[The Cleaner]

63. How would you feel as a Mideastern Muslim if you heard America

condones this kind of blashpemy? Obviously you would begin to think America is full of disrespectful, blasphemous ingrates.

This insults numerous faiths, not just "American fundies." And makes America look really bad.

[redqueen]

73. Ummmm... so you want to make blasphemy illegal?

Is that you're saying?

[DrunkenMaster]

56. Are you Kidding?

Xtianity in its most base and vulgar form is currently attempting to dominate our nation and transform us into a theocracy -- if entertainers choose to risk their careers mocking that idiocy along with the very notion of god existing in an anthropological form, they have my full support.

God's just another fictional character -- like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Ewoks.

Stop trying to play thought police and tell people waht they can and can't (or should and shouldn't) be able to say, think, read or watch.

[Colobo]

59. I'm not playing police

I'm giving my opinion, and will continue to do so.

[The Cleaner]

65. Huh? What?

How is blaspheming a generalized depiction of God "risking her career mocking the idiocy of Christianity trying to take over our nation?"

Personally I see you don't really have an understanding of what Christianity really is, or any other faith for that matter. You have to then ask yourself, how then did man suddenly invent the concept of God, and the word God itself. That intelligence had to come from outside the human being/s mind.

[entanglement]

54. Sarah Silverman:The politically correct source for racist humor?

n/t

[DrunkenMaster]

57. oh please

it's called irony.

[NashVegas]

67. Ooh, I Like That One

..

[Atman]

55. Just goes to show, a good sex-related thread always gets this place humming.

Uh...pun intended.

BTW just for the record...there's something about her...mmmm...I vote "hottie" no problem. I've always liked her, although she is one of the few comedians who can still make me say "OMFG! I can't believe she said that out loud!" In reality, I'd probably not be able to stand being around her for more than five minutes.

.

[RebelOne]

60. I'm really glad I started this thread. Some of the replies are hilarious. n/t

[ShortnFiery]

70. IMO, she's vomit.

She steps well over the line ... slime slime slime. :P :puke:

Forget morals, I'm just *grossed out* by too many of the antics of this so called "hottie." :eyes:

[progressoid]

71. I think I read somewhere that she and Jimmy Kimmel have a thing going on.

[wicket]

72. Yup - he left his wife for her.

n/t

[ShortnFiery]

76. Lovely.

Fits in with the rest of this seemingly comedic slow speed train wreck. :shrug:

[wicket]

87. I like Sarah - but can totally understand why others do not

As for Jimmy Kimmel - have NEVER understood the draw of that guy.

[knight_of_the_star]

81. I don't have an issue either way

Haven't seen the show yet, and honestly it's not one of my Gods getting it on with her or need in the groin, not that they would anyway.

[jollyreaper2112]

82. meh

Physically, she is attractive. But what comes out of her mouth is just too meanspirited. It's just not attractive to be like that. Put a compassionate soul in that shell and she would be radiant.

[santaclawsz]

84. meh

I don't find her funny or attractive really.

[Coventina]

85. Big deal. All nuns are considered "Brides of Christ"

If you read manuscripts from the middle ages, nuns were having sexual fantasies about Jesus all over the place.

[Dave From Canada]

89. headshakingly stupid.

[RebelOne]

86. Yep, they are starting to get their panties in a twist.

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