What questions would you ask the Vice President, or a representative of his...

[originalpckelly]

if you had the chance to ask them and get a response that would have to be truthful under penalty of law?

[tblue]

1. Just how far back is Satan in your family tree?

[originalpckelly]

3. Are you in any way related to the actor who played Darth Vader...

in the scene where Darth is finally unmasked to talk with his son?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. One Pointed Question: "Have You And * Committed Multiple Acts That Warrant Impeachment?"

If he answers yes, then methinks impeachment would go through quite easily. :)

[Kelly Rupert]

4. Can you train me in the ways of the Sith? n/t

[mmonk]

5. Why ask liars anything?

[tool_of_the_people]

6. How did you guys fix....

.... the last two elections? Really?

[napi21]

7. Please come hunting with me sir. It will be a fun and painless event.

I'll even stay at the truck and only fire if a TARGET appears!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. Depends on whether he was armed or not.

Armed, "Where did you get that beautiful Shotgun, Sir?"
Unarmed, "Will you be wearing the traditional Orange at the Hague?"

[razors edge]

9. Do you understand these rights I have

just read you?