Please help me fill in the blank: Citing Ann Coulter to prove your point in a debate is like ____

[NewJeffCT]

I was on a blog where the blogger brought up the firings of the US attorneys and called it a huge story. A few commenters agreed, and then the last post called it a waste of time and cited an Ann Coulter article.

So, I wanted to make my typical sarcastic response, but I'm having a mental block: Citing Ann Coulter to prove your point is like ______

Any ideas?

Thanks

[Dhalgren]

1. Asking for a bowl of jello because you forgot your hammer?

[acmavm]

2. Heidi Fleiss is a paragon of virtue

[NewJeffCT]

6. i like it

good one - may i borrow it?

[acmavm]

21. Of course

[BOSSHOG]

3. Masturbating in public to prove you are a teen christian virgin ??

[Richard Steele]

4. "...citing Jeffery Dahmer on table manners".

[jobycom]

5. drinking urine from a champagne glass. It might prove your point that everything

tastes better in a champagne glass, but there are better liquids to prove that point, and the liquids themselves would be more relevant to the discussion.

[thoughtanarchist]

7. ...using anthrax to treat your cold. n/t

[conscious evolution]

8. Like asking athe Pope

about the joys of sex with his wife!

[SaveOurDemocracy]

9. ...drilling a 2nd hole in sinking boat to

drain the water from the first. :silly:

[rkc3]

10. Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

11. like having Pinocchio as your star witness in a trial.

[maxrandb]

12. "A cat trying to cover it's shit on a linoleum floor"

[Initech]

13. To quote a line from a Black Sabbath song: "Killing yourself to live".

Citing Ann Coulter to prove your point is like killing yourself to live.

[tblue]

14. depending on a chimpanzee to land your plane

[Beausoleil]

15. Not like -

It is engaging in a battle of wits unarmed.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. eating beans before going to a recital

:blush:

[WilliamPitt]

17. ...shitting in your own mouth to sweeten your breath.

[PerfectSage]

19. Good one

:rofl:

[PerfectSage]

18. Not knowing someone taped a "kick me I'm stupid" sign on their back.

And then wondering why people are kicking their ass.

[Little Wing]

20. flinging poo to prove digestion