Would anyone be averse to seeing the biggest Republican shit-talkers challenged to a fight?

[BreweryYardRat]

Y'know, the likes of Sean Hannity and the other talking heads. We've seen that cutting words don't work in most cases. Reasonable debate doesn't work either.

But thrashing some of them on national television in a MMA-style fight? That might make a few of their followers think about things...especially if the talking heads back down from the challenge like they probably would.

Whaddya think?

Edit: And yeah, I'm volunteering, egotistical as it sounds. I'm in average physical shape (reasonable muscles), even if I am somewhat pudgy. So are they. It'd be fair.

[benld74]

1. New MTV - Republican shit-talkers Death Match!!

Damn, I'd love to see that!

[mmonk]

2. What's MMA?

[BreweryYardRat]

4. Mixed Martial Arts.

Basically, blending various styles of grappling and striking arts. This'd be a more unpolished version of that.

[11 Bravo]

5. Mixed-Martial Arts n/t

[IWantAChange]

3. count me in Seawolf

[BreweryYardRat]

6. Good man!

Okay, that's two.

[mmonk]

7. Me also

[WorseBeforeBetter]

8. I've always thought a match between former wrestler Dean...

and that little shit Insannity would be quite entertaining.

And just to play along, I'll take on Coulter. I'm certain I could snap that bony-ass-bitch like a twig.

[Firepit 462]

9. Make em'- "Narfel the Garthog" !

[BreweryYardRat]

11. What? Narfel the Garthog? Explanation please.

[Firepit 462]

14. Admitted "Coneheads" fan here,

Baldezar Conehead (Dan Aykroyd) had to "Narfel the Garthog" (fight a hopless battle against a space nasty) as punishment when he returned to his home planet of Remulak. The movie came from the Saturday Night Live skit, "Coneheads".

Now no more questions or I will have to apply sufficent pressure to your blunt skull so as to cause it's collapse.

[annabanana]

15. You've never Narfelled a Garthog?

[Firepit 462]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

would you like to join us in igniting the flame pit, and later char some mammal flesh?

[SIMPLYB1980]

20. LMAO!

Yes! They shall all NARFLE THE GARTHOK!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deep13]

10. A number of years ago, Al Franken challenged B.O. to a fight.

BO called Ds cowards, so Franken challenged BO to a regulation boxing match. BO declined blaming his managers.

[NI4NI]

12. Yeah! 3 Rounds for a charitable cause

I'll gladly be your corner second, and hold your towel, but I doubt you'll break a sweat. No need for a cut man, though. The ring could get awful messy with the likes of Hannity cryin' and shittin' their shorts then tappin' out before the first round starts.

[rkc3]

13. I'm in - but only if Tucker Carlson signs up. He's ruined my last name

one too many times.

[knight_of_the_star]

16. I'm in

I call dibs on O'Reilly because my gf is half Irish and O'Reilly is an insult to the Irish just by breathing. Are Fight Club rules ok? I'm young, workout a lot, practice martial arts, and don't know when to quit and would bring my steelies to the fight.

[treestar]

17. It would draw some of the kool-aid drinkers over

Really. Some of them are about nothing else than that mentality - if they saw Insanity beat up, that would make him a "wuss" and they would no longer support him.

[Skidmore]

18. Include some of the shecritters they have.

Kate O'Bierne, MM, AC, and Blanquetta whatserface come to mind.

[BreweryYardRat]

19. If we can get some women of our own to thrash them, I'm all for it.