All Bill's Loofahs

[SalmonChantedEvening]

All Bill’s Loofahs (To the tune of All My Lovin’ – The Beatles)

All the lies that you issue
Through soiled brain tissue
Endeavoring to promote YOU
You scare logic away
You’re a crime that gets paid
You’re Cruella DeVille’s untamed shrew

Don’t pretend you’re impressing
Anyone but lemmings
That lack both an I. and a Q.
Just a sprinkle a day
Of the crap that you spray
Would scare Pizarro out of Peru

All Bill’s loofahs
Couldn’t scrub you clean
All Sean’s buses
Couldn’t drive you sane

All the lies that you issue
Through soiled brain tissue
Endeavoring to promote you
You scare logic away
You’re a crime that gets paid
You’re Cruella DeVille’s untamed shrew

All Bill’s loofahs, couldn’t scrub you clean
All Sean’s buses, couldn’t drive you sane
All Bill’s loofahs, All Sean’s buses ooh
Oxycontin, just might help you too


(P.S. - Of course it's about you Ann, isn't everything?)

SCE

[Cabcere]

1. Are you trying

to make me piss myself laughing? :rofl: It damn near worked...that is BRILLIANT! :rofl: :thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Moi? *Innocent smile*

:D:D:D

Thank you Cabcere :hi: :hug:

[Lars39]

2. lol

Perfect. :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Thankee Lars

:HUGE HUG MUSTERING: ;)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Oh my, you made my brain creak

as it did a fast rewind to 1964 to pick out THAT tune. Now I'll be hearing the triplet riff by the guitars for the rest of the night...but the words are BRILLIANT!!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Better than my last earworm, so bad I daren't say it out loud

:scared:

Thank you ayeshahaqqiqa :hug: :bounce:

[Glenda]

4. "lack both an I. and a Q."

:spray: :rofl:

What is the deal with Sean's buses? I'm out of the loop

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. After Katrina, he went on a rant about the unused school buses

That were not sent in to rescue those trapped. Nevermind that the drivers were told to get out of the city and did, uncomfortable facts never get in the way of a good Faux story :eyes:


Glennnnnnn-dahhhhh!!!!

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Glenda]

13. Ohhhhhhh, good thing I wasn't aware of that

How irritating...

Thanks for the hugs :hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Always a pleasure to give 'em Glenda

:loveya: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :bounce:

[Swamp Rat]

5. LOL!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. If I was that green , I'd feel awful too!!

:hide:

Your Swampness... *bow* :hi: :hug:

[Glenda]

12. LOL, Swamp Rat!

:rofl:

I haven't seen your artwork in a while:)

[Swamp Rat]

20. Hi Glenda

:hi:

[Glenda]

22. The word Delights takes on a whole new meaning

in that picture.

:hi:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

11. Cruella DeVille’s untamed shrew!

:rofl:

Recommended!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Salmon make Viva giggle

Salmon happy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Viva_La_Revolution]

15. you deserve a cookie!

now I'm sorry I ate them all. :evilgrin:

:hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Yowch LMAO

Taxi!

(I live 15 minutes from a Nabisco factory) :P

[ralps]

18. Hi SalmonChantedEvening, Way Cool!! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. thank you ralps! now for some truthseeking!!

:hi: :pals: :loveya: :woohoo:

[smokey nj]

19. Fantastic!!! I think I have a new favorite!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Now to try and write your next favorite ;)

Thanks smokey!! I'm hoping helderheid's friend might want to record some of these.

:hug: :pals: :loveya:

[Sydnie]

24. OH MY GAWD!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. am keek!

:D

[lala_rawraw]

26. haha, good, very good:)