The Rise and Fall Of Bob Dole...

[Hubert Flottz]

Out of sight out of his mind. Please Bob, just stay out of sight and don't screw over the vets any worse than they've already been shafted. Don't try to cover up the mold and the scum and the roaches and the rats and the Mickey Mice at Walter Reed, with your bullshit and GOP whitewash. Don't let Bush drag you into his political cesspool he and Cheney have created in Washington and forever taint your record as a defender of the combat veteran's rights. Be a REAL hero Bobby. Resist being a part of this shameful, self serving crew in the White House. Just say no to BushCo and don't become another accomplice to their ineptitude and criminality, like so many of your once respected friends have done. Don't help George Bush cover up what he has done to these fine patriotic young people, who have bravely and faithfully served their country and paid the dreadful prices that they have paid. Stand up for the veterans Bob, don't lay down like a welcome mat for George Bush to trample on and wipe his dirty jack boots on.

[Kiouni]

1. Bob Dole's response is....

"Bob Dole won't tolerate this kind of, Bob Dole, abuse, Bob Dole, especially when it, Bob Dole, impacts, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Vets, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole..."

[Hubert Flottz]

3. HyperDole won't save him if he dives into this cesspool with JR.

The uber-shitty smell will follow him into the history books. If Bob covers for the "Contractors" and the lid gets blown off and the truth comes out anyway, then Bob will be burnt toast, right on into the hereafter. He will then be forever rememberd, as a liar, a coward and a thief, just like Bush/Cheney/Halliburton/PNAC crew will.

[Divernan]

2. From your keyboard to Bob Dole's ears, Mr. Flotz.

Bob Dole, born in 1923!, is now EIGHTY FOUR YEARS OLD. Tells you how much of a shortage there is of vets/war heros who are Republicans. Dole is an entertaining public speaker, with his droll country/Kansas wit - but I seriously question his ability to work very hard or exercise much oversight on this investigation. He'll be the figurehead for some WH staffers tasked with damage control.

I hope you will forward your comments to Mr. Dole via his website:

www.bobdole.org/contact

[opihimoimoi]

4. Lately its mostly FALL,,,to get that there thing up...ya need a 20 tn hydrolic jack

he is 84.7567775 years old???

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Dear ghod!

He's 84+Pi? He's getting up there. ;-)

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I thought maybe that if Bob Troll was reading DU, he would tell

Bob Dole, not the be, Bob Mole, for the BushCo Mafia. Bob is still limbered up enough to walk around with his head up his ass clear to his shoulders. Let's hope he don't totally wreck his LONG political career by throwing in with lame Dick and his Lame Duck to cover for the stealing contractors and the Rummy Dummy, who BTW, is able to sit back and Dummy up and not even splain nothin' about the sorry state of affairs, over at the DoD. Rumbo/Bush and Cheney own the mess at Walter Reed!

[opihimoimoi]

9. Bob Troll career was OVER a long time ago...

Lame Duck and his sorry ass Lame Dick are going down in History as 2 FuckUps who HAD it all...but decided to go Lame on us using Dufusness as a cover...

The Crime??? Over using Photo Ops as a means of DECEPTION

The Time??? Since Texas....its been ALL Photo ops...no BEEF, No SHIT....and nothing for the troops/the nurses/the teachers/ the FF's, Cops/nothing for the Farmers/Truckers/labor Unions/etc

The Whine??? Its those Liberals fault....errr, Clintos watch....err...Wheres Karen....?

The Sign??? Nov 7 2006, 20% approval, Scooter is now a FELON

The Lime??? Looking for the S

oops, we go drink, its time.....

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Why is America CONSTANTLY being screwed?

GOPers on wee-wee enhancment drugs gone wild. GOP = Greedy Old Pervs

Lame dicks, lame ducks and lame dorks all have one thing in common...they're a bunh of gimp, limp, pimps, who's only bidness is porking(drilling)all of mankind for the maximum profit! The only think they need is their Bling Bling things. They learned from Prescott and Adolf about using people to death for a dollar.

The whole world is their HO, the way they see it, because they are looking through Viagra Company scarred eyeballs!

[opihimoimoi]

16. You should write for TIME, PUNCH, MAD, or some other publication...LOL

That was so funny...Lame dicks an all....ROTF

Greedy Ole Pervs...can I use this on a thread????

Opi

[Hubert Flottz]

19. A GOPer is like epoxy glue

He has to add the hardener(Viagra)or he just lays there!

Will they bust Bob Dole for assault with a dead weapon some day, or does he stay HIGH all the time on that stuff?

[opihimoimoi]

28. From time to time...Bob has to resuscitate his weenie with get his HIGH for a few moments

then it FALLs back to the limp shrimp mode....

Can the Pubs ever resuscitate their brains from Delusion??? Cure not in sight as I write....

[Hubert Flottz]

31. It's too bad the Viagra is a single headed fixer-upper...

Bob Drool could use a little resuscitatin' upstairs too. He's one of the oldest freepers left on the planet and I reckon he never will get a freakin' clue. His mind in forever in the porta-pottie from hell. The pubs own everything from the Wad to Gawd and they still want to take what little there is left from the working class folk. Pat and Jerry even want your soul to soil. It's like the middle class is being sucked into a GOPer black hole, where the light of truth can't even escape from.

Even the working class GOPers around here are assholish dolts! They all act just like Bob Drool. There's a GAGgle of freepers behind every bush...

I think the Pubbycan'ts are hooked on Viagra the way they ALL try to plook people 24/7.

[opihimoimoi]

36. Now its BOB DROOL The FOOL....trying as Hell to fix his TOOL...OMG

What these Pubs don do nx? I tell ya...its gone wild down the drain....Lauras dresses judged too Plain.....and Bushy Boy with a Hitler Moustace in Brazil....is he gonna visit Recife?

[Hubert Flottz]

37. If Bush wanted to visit a banana republic he could have stayed home.

Banana republicans everywhere are cheering the tearing down of our country and it's easy come easy go for them, because they never had to bleed or sweat for none of it.

The Mother Of All rude political awakenings lies just ahead, for the GOP and I hope I'm around long enough to see them get what they have bought and paid for with their ill gotten gains, their lies and their inhumanity. The sleeping Giant will really speak to them in 2008 in no uncertain terms. 2006 was just a taste of the asskicking ahead, IMHO. President Al Gore and VP Feingold, will kick some serious freeper ass, with all his new sweeping terra fightin' "Flexible" "Unitary Executive Powers" that George and Cheney have heaped on themselves since 2000.

We've seen the right dish out the steady ration of shit to America for almost seven years. Now let's see how they are a taking some the same kind of serious shit! Let the Whoop-Ass Fly Big Al! hehehe!

Even Bob Droll will be jumping ship on the GOP when Al comes to town!

Rudy and Newty are the best the GOPers can come up with. A couple of two timing perverts! They need to remember this tune!..."You can’t have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio"...

[opihimoimoi]

38. The Peeps from SNL, The Daly Show, Corbert, KO, and a few others come to DU for posts like yours....

:toast:

GOOD GOING GUY

[KG]

6. Bob Dole isn't above anything.

he might have been a hero in france 60 years ago, but he's been a conservative wack job ever since.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "Bob Dole isn't above anything"

That's why the GOPers thought he'd make a good president.

[madinmaryland]

10. Is he going to make sure all vets get Viagra?

:shrug:

[KansDem]

11. Not sure about the vets...

But the "rise and fall" of Bob Dole certainly depends on Viagra!

[madinmaryland]

13. Way too much information!

:puke:

[Bake]

12. I was expecting a Viagra joke ... "rise" heh heh heh

Bake

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I tricked you into being "SERIES"!

Nothing sells a good story faster in the springtime than sex and violins!

From Bob Dole's "PROBLEM to the neutering Newt...the GOP corners the market on dirty old hypocrites! I hope they ALL have just about shot their last wads!

If Dumbya had a brain he'd take it out and play with it...it's HARD to tell what the rest of the GOPers might have taken out or played with!

[hedgehog]

17. You never know - he may just turn in an honest report.

There was a time that republicans were respectable even if I have always disagreed with them.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. I don't ever remember a time when ANY republicans were even...

remotely honest, around here. And if Bob Dole turns in an honest nonpartisan report, then somebody besides him will have to write it. Bob is a made man in the GOP mob...you'll see when his report reads like all the other sham reports the Bush "Investigations" have yielded in the past. Bush investigates himself to keep a real investigation from taking place. BTW, Bush can't remember ever making a mistake and I'll bet Bob Dole can't either.

Edit The last "honest" republican was Abe Lincoln.

[fedupinBushcountry]

20. Honest report ?

From a guy who went along with the SBVT.

“One day he’s saying that we were shooting civilians, cutting off their ears, cutting off their heads, throwing away his medals or his ribbons,” Dole said. “The next day he’s standing there, ‘I want to be president because I’m a Vietnam veteran. “Maybe he should apologize to all the other 2.5 million veterans who served. He wasn’t the only one in Vietnam,” said Dole, whose World War II wounds left him without the use of his right arm.

Dole added: “And here’s, you know, a good guy, a good friend. I respect his record. But three Purple Hearts and never bled that I know of. I mean, they’re all superficial wounds. Three Purple Hearts and you’re out.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5771731/

How would he treat Iraqi veterans if they spoke TRUTH to POWER ?

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Bob is Bush's Old School Tool.

Down Bobby!

[Kansas Wyatt]

21. Bob Dole became a millionaire while being a public servant all his life.

Bob Dole will do anything for the right price.

[Hubert Flottz]

22. Bob and his fellow GOPer re-piggies have turned the country into

their own privatized, baptized, corponazi piggybank...they want to steal everything of value in America. They have turned Walter Reed into Walter Greed! If you come back from the war dead they will even find a way to get the pennies off of your eyes.

The BUSHSTAPO remind me of the Death's Head SS Divisions, who worked the concentration camp inmates to death and charged their customers like Prescott Bush(at IG Farben's Buna plant)pennies a day for their labor. The SS beancounters had worked out their plan(final solution)so that they fed the working prisoners enough calories a day, in their one little bowl of turnip soup and little piece of bread, to keep the prisoners working, as they slowly starved to death in six weeks to six months time and were peplaced with the new arrivals to the camps, who in turn worked until they dropped in their tracks also.

If there is a penny to be had, Bush's ruthless privatizing jackals, mean to have it. The "Ownership Society" wants to own your country and you lock, stock and barrel. The PNAC/BUSHCO wants to rule the planet, as the masters of Poppy Bush's "New World Order." And guess who their slaves are going to be...

The only people the BuscoFascists are fooling now is the fools. The ones who don't believe in conspiracies, because they can't readily see them, until it's far too late, even though the fools spend their lives believing in other things that can't be seen, or proven. The evidence of the reality of the PNAC Conspiracy is living in squalor in Walter Reed Army Hospital.

[mitchum]

24. Amazing how much corporate water Dole was able to carry...

even with that bum hand

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Bob had better take better care of his "Band Of Brothers" than

the rest of his kind have, or the next war the Chickenhawks might have to go fight for Exxon/Halliburton/PNAC, themselves.(fat chance)

[stonebone]

26. Next, we need to take down his wife

[Hubert Flottz]

32. She is as big a bloodsucking blight on the country as Bob is.

Lies worse than Bob.

[bobbie]

27. Good subject line, given that he literally fell off the stage to end his career

And he got down in the mud to help the fascists steal the 2000 election.

He's a serious prick (no viagra pun intended--much).

[Hubert Flottz]

33. It don't take much brain power to be a GOP misLEADER.

Just a strong sense of greed!

[TroglodyteScholar]

29. I thought this was going to be a Viagra thread... n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

34. We're all Screwn...how's that?

Without even a kiss.

[karynnj]

30. Bob Dole lost any remaining credibility

after he said that John Kerry did not bleed from any of his wounds. (How he managed to get scrapnell in his leg without bleeding is for Dole to explain.)

Of course, his career as a hatchet man was not inspiring, and his attempt to change his image by making a Pepsi commercial where he oogled a teenage Britney Spears was discusting. (Could this have been part of what sent Britney on the path to where she is today.)

That is what he did after losing - and he is treated by the media as an elder statesman. (while they mock the honorable 2000 and 2004 Democrats.)

[Hubert Flottz]

35. And so what are the chances he'll take the veteran's side against

Bush in this Walter Reed Scandal. We need to shame the asshole to death ahead of time, this time. We need to throw the shit up in the pub's face daily, about what Dole said about Kerry and other people who have served.

I think there's a reason out there in the great beyond somewhere, why Bob Dole only rhymes with one thing...Bob Dole...@$$Hole!