Cartoon Caption Contest!

[AllegroRondo]

http://www.stltoday.com/blogs/news-punch-line/2007/03/this-weeks-punch-line-cartoon-4/all-comments/#comments

The St Louis newspaper is running a weekly caption contest.
Come on DUers, show them what you've got!

-only on-line submissions allowed, CLICK ON THE ABOVE LINK TO SUBMIT YOUR COMMENTS.

-enter as often as you like between now and noon Tuesday

-the editorial staff will pick the top comments, and put these up to an on-line vote.

-winning comment gets published both on line and in the print edition

-winner also gets a signed color copy of their completed cartoon.

[madokie]

1. why do you look so shocked, you should have seen it coming

[Bonhomme Richard]

2. "We're moving you to the Katrina wing of the hospital........

Heh, Heh, no rats there. Got a bathing suit?"

[cspanlovr]

3. "I know, but who could have predicted casualties in a war?"

[AllegroRondo]

4. Good one! please submit it!

[radfringe]

5. don't complain - it will embolden the Democrats

[madokie]

6. thats it

[sarge43]

7. You volunteered, didn't ya? n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

8. "You get treated at the hospital you have, not necessarily the hospital...

you want or would like to have."

[peace13]

9. Don't think of it as not having a leg to stand on

think of it as a free ride.

[RedStateShame]

10. "...but if we leave now, things could get bad!!!!"

[Mend]

11. "We treat you here so you don't have to be treated over there....

their rats are a lot bigger"

[rkc3]

12. You think this treatment is bad.

You should see how we treat vets who run as Dems.

[AllegroRondo]

13. Winner!!

please submit that one!

[AllegroRondo]

14. Dont forget your yellow "support the troops" ribbon, in the gift shop.

[AllegroRondo]

15. Top of the line health care?

Top of the line health care? Sorry, thats only for the "haves" and "have mores". I like to call them my base.

[Mr. Ected]

16. See? I Told You I Had An Exit Strategy!

God bless the troops.

[fla nocount]

17. We won't charge you for the pair of GI socks you lost. n/t

[AllegroRondo]

18. And over here is the ward for people Dick Cheney shot in the face.

[TahitiNut]

19. "You go to the hospital you have, not the hospital you want."

"I'm staying the course!"

[L. Coyote]

20. Thank all the Vets! We needed a huge distraction from my lies.

[Kadie]

21. That looks like a mighty comfy chair... he he he

Remember when he actually said something like that to a gentleman in a wheelchair? I think it was at a senior center before the last election.

[Mr. Ected]

22. I've Got A Slightly-Damaged Segway You Might Be Interested In

[11 Bravo]

23. When I said I\'m behind you, what did you think I meant?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

24. Done. Thanks! Cool Contest.

I put:

"Look, I'm sorry we didn't really take care of you in here but you've still had two days to recover. We need you back in Iraq now!"

I could probably do better though, so I'll think more later. :)

[JHB]

25. "If the little critters give you any trouble, just do what I do..."

"...and step on them."

[AllegroRondo]

26. shameless kick for the afternoon crowd

[The Straight Story]

27. "Mission Accomplished" (nt)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

28. Now, this is what I call 4-wheeling. Balls to the wall there Sam.