God's name isn't "Tucker Smallwood"

[Ian David]

From Jesus' General


God's name isn't "Tucker Smallwood"

Noel Sheppard [e-mail]
Newsbusters

Dear Mr. Sheppard,

Like you, I was disgusted by last night's Sarah Silverman Program, but as a Mormon, it wasn't the carnal relations between Silverman and Our Lord that pissed me off.
http://newsbusters.org/node/11278

As Mitt can testify, we're OK with a little heterosexual God on virgin action. It's how Jesus was conceived.
http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/basic/christ/only_begotten.html

Basically, God met Mary at a party, got her loaded on water he turned to wine, and then invited her to his fabulous bachelor's pad to "see his etchings." Sure, He was married at the time, but, hey, He's God; what are you going to do about it.
http://www.signaturebookslibrary.org/women/chapter1.htm#Heaven

think the title of this Free Republic post gets to the heart of why this show bothers so many conservative Christians like me: "Comedy Central Comedian Sarah Silverman Sleeps With 'Black God.'"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1797614/posts

It's not the sex that angers us the most; it's that God is portrayed as being a negro. That's unacceptable. Everyone knows he's a white guy. Heck, he made us in his own image.



And even if God happened to be black, we wouldn't want him consorting with our women. You know the boys at the local heritage appreciation society klavern, as well as the Washington Times editorial staff, would be all for kicking His omnipotent ass if that were the case.
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=708

Did you happen to catch the shows credits? The dirty Hollywoodislamunistofascists mocked His Holy Member by saying the part of God was played by "Tucker Smallwood." Yeah right. If it had been Allah, they would have listed him as "Rod Majors."
http://world-o-crap.com/blog/?p=395

Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot

More:
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2007_03_04_archive.html#6019252700928787123


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