Letter-"Thank you FCC for turning my son Gay" LOL!!!

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html




...and I always thought Prince liked to swing both ways...:rofl:

[Buzz Clik]

1. Wow. That turned his son gay?

I didn't think the image was all that powerful. I was clearly wrong.

[China_cat]

4. Not only turned him gay but gave him HIV

[riderinthestorm]

5. I know. You gotta wonder what kinda stupid believes you can get HIV via teevee?

Who knew that HIV was so powerful it can jump right through the airwaves via Prince's music?? (and believing Prince is that "powerful" to turn sons gay PLUS infect his listeners with HIV just by hearing the devil music???)

I mean, shit, where do you start in trying to dialogue with this kind of mentality??!!

[Buzz Clik]

6. "Where do you start.."? Ummm... this is shit, and this is shinola.

[mod mom]

2. Oh I thought it would be after watching C Span's coverage of CPAC featuring the "Rod" & Man Coulter.

[riderinthestorm]

3. This is just so fucking sad on so many levels.

Do you laugh or cry? Getting an HIV test cause her son saw Prince???!!! Now he can't be a quarterback cause he's now gay from watching Prince????

Oh my jayzus fucking kee-rist. :wtf:

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Your Confusion Is Well Founded

Seeing something rooted in that much cognitive dissonance will confuse even those of us who weren't scrwed up in the first place. Must be osmotic.
The Professor

[AndreaCG]

8. Funny thing is, as far as I know Prince is straight

Bi at most but it's not really a rumor I have heard. I could be wrong.

[acmavm]

9. These people are soo friggin' insane. You couldn't make

this stuff up.

Can you imagine if this idiot parent ever caught the damn kid with porn? Gay porn?

This kid must be reallllllllly impressionable.

[kestrel91316]

10. Her son can't be gay and a quarterback?

Oh, that's right. This is America and he can't.

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Well, Not Now, Anyway!

Prince ruined it for that kid. You know how. By being there. That's it. All it took. Just by being alive. And, his gayness just ruined everything. Surprising, since he's been sleeping with stunningly beautiful women for the last 30 years.
The Professor

[Bunny]

12. Does anyone, beside me, think that this is a prank?

It's just so over the top that I can see someone sending it in as a joke.

[Goblinmonger]

13. My thoughts, too.

I think it is a joke.

[Buzz Clik]

19. If so, it's brilliant because it is so believable.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. I read all 12 of them and would guess that most had received some sort of 'sample'

complaint on which to pattern their formal ones to the FCC. Wonder what organization could be behind something like that?

[Frank Cannon]

15. Too bad Prince couldn't turn me into a guitar player

He gave an amazing performance that night. It was honestly the best football half-time performance by a recording artist that I've ever seen. He absolutely destroyed the place, and in the pouring rain.

I didn't know Prince had the power to change people's sexual orientation or to give them blood-borne viruses over the airwaves. He must be even more amazing and powerful than I give him credit for.

[Buzz Clik]

20. His power is amazing. Just watching "Purple Rain" turned me into a hard driving sex machine.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Did watching Prince also turn her kid black?

:eyes:

[riderinthestorm]

17. You know, I'm really pissed now that I think about it, Prince didn't make me skinny!

Jackass Prince only sent out HIV rays and devil-music gayness rays! I want the skinny, kewl, rock-the-house entertainer rays, dammit!

Where's that FCC form?! I gotta complaint to make!

[KamaAina]

18. So was "Let's Go Crazy" dedicated to this whack job?

:eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. Maybe "Delirious" was.

[NoGOPZone]

21. Why can't the kid be gay AND a quarterback?

And I hope he's not homeschooled considering how the parent spells.

[karlrschneider]

23. I preffer siluettes anyway.

:D :rofl: :D :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Holy shit! ROFL!

"This image only made him look extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to preform this evening."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc6.html


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[karlrschneider]

25. There once was a woman from Nizes

Who had tits of two different sizes

One was so small
It was nothing at all

But the other was large, and won prizes.


;-)