BREAKING: Giuliani Admits Current Affair with Gingrich Ongoing During Clinton Impeachment

[Dems Will Win]

Who could have guessed?

New York, NY (APE) - The headquarters for the Rudolph Giuliani presidential campaign today released a statement in which Giuliani admits to a long-term and ongoing affair with former Speaker of the House and also possible Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. Giuliani further admitted that he was engaged in the affair during the time in 1998 in which Gingrich led the successful Republican charge for impeachment against then-President Clinton over lying under oath in regards to sexual indiscretions with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

A spokesperson for the Giuliani campaign maintained that the relationship between Gingrich and Giuliani has always been nothing more than platonic. They described Giuliani as being "captivated" by the power and sheer animal magnetism of Gingrich, a man of Kennedyesque sexual appetites. If confirmed, this would be the fourth affair attributable to Gingrich, currently married to his third wife who represents his second or third affair, depending upon the interpretation.

Offices of the former Speaker of the House Gingrich stated simply that the descriptions of the affair are "accurate" and would not elaborate further. Gingrich himself would offer no comment, and insiders have described his current wife as "devastated".

MORE! -- http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/3/10/95147/1339

[originalpckelly]

1. Oh now that's just cruel.

:puke:

Seriously, put a graphic warning on that.

[saltpoint]

2. I wish them every happiness, and may their children go to the finest

schools.

[MADem]

3. I always thought Rudy married Judith because they're the same shoe size... NT

[Dems Will Win]

6. The Freepers call Rudolph JUDY RULIANI

[bananarepublican]

23. The first female impersonator in the White House!

Could his cross dressing be the root cause (no pun intended) of his failed marriages? Inquiring minds want to know.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Was Rudy/Julie-Annie ever seen in public with his wife at the same time?

Maybe they were one-and-the-same person playing two roles.

Maybe Rudy/Julie-Annie has some kind of strange split personality thing going on. Rudy by day, Julie-Annie by night.

[Richard D]

4. Oh oh . . . .

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[LeftishBrit]

5. Great - as the saying goes, that way they'll make only two people miserable instead of four!

[HappyWeasel]

7. ahahahahaha

[Dems Will Win]

8. This one is NOT Photoshopped!

[MADem]

9. Bill Maher had a half dozen different costumes last night on his show NT

[tulsakatz]

11. that's exactly what I was thinking.........

Bill showed several pics of him.........mostly dressed as a woman. And he also made the point that if a man dresses that frequently as a woman, that it is more than just a masquerade. In other words, maybe there is something else going on with Rudy that leads him to dress as a woman......

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. Didn't Maher say something about Julie Annie being the first female President?

If elected?

[City Lights]

10. OMFG!

:spray:

:rofl:

Absolutely hysterical!

on edit - Is she the one who had her head in Newt's lap when his aide walked up to Newt's car with his kids in tow? :rofl:

What a lovely couple!

[Dems Will Win]

12. THe funny thing is Giuliani was having 2 affairs during the Clinton impeachment

Newt was only having one!

[Dems Will Win]

13. Will It Play in Peoria?

http://www.campaignleadership.com/blogger/uploaded_images/untitled-758314.bmp

[City Lights]

19. 3, if you count The Donald.

:rofl:

That Rude-Y, he's a real gem. Paragon of virtues...:rofl:

[JohnnyLib2]

14. It's all Clenis' fault--he started this.

And all the others have followed. :evilgrin: :crazy:

[Poiuyt]

15. Laugh all you want, but I think it's terrible

Giuliani SHOULDN'T have been cheating on Donald Trump like that

[Dems Will Win]

16. This Judy Ruliani fellow must have a whole CLOSET-FULL of dresses, shoes, shawls, wigs

Hey wait a minute!

Do you think he dresses up for himself in front of the mirror?

[malaise]

17. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[Dems Will Win]

18. I agree

[upi402]

20. yes, and

blech!:puke:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. "There is nothing like a dame... nothing in the world"

Thanks DWW!!

:pals:

[Dems Will Win]

25. You're Welcome

Jeez I don't have that many male clothes in my closet as Rudolph does for his cross-dressing!

[Bombero1956]

26. he's a lousy candidate

but look at the rack on him.

[Dems Will Win]

27. You wouldn't kick him out of bed?