I'm curious, how many people died as a result of showing Prince's phallic guitar?

[originalpckelly]

How many people died as a result of showing the coming attractions at the Hussein execution?

Isn't the Hussein number getting larger? About 5 kids?

How many people died as a result of Janet's breast? (Aside from those who were later attacked with the nipple ring at the FCC, when Janet used it as a throwing star.)

[saltpoint]

1. Has anyone phoned up Phyllis Schlafly lately? She might have had a

stroke when she saw it.

Other than that, though, I think most of us made it through relatively unscathed.

[northzax]

5. whe may have tried

but then she was way too far away to have a stroke-

[saltpoint]

7. Uh-oh. Now Phyllis is going to be REALLY mad at us, northzax.

[northzax]

8. i quiver, I quake

in my flip flops I do shake.

oh wait, that's just because I am listening to the new Wilco album. If I got Phyllis Schafly mad at me personally, I would consider it a highlight of my life.

[saltpoint]

9. LOL! Agreed. Let the ol' bag blow a fuse. The damage'll do her good.

[northzax]

2. roughly 5,000 and counting

don't you read your D.Souza? it was in anticipation of the phallic guitar (is there any guitar that isn't phallic?) that the terrorists hit our degenerate culture on September 11. it's all Prince's fault. and there may have been a few Iraqis too, but really, who's counting?

sheesh, don't you people know ANYTHING?

[originalpckelly]

4. Damnit!

I knew!

[lies and propaganda]

3. i still cant breathe right.

I mean.. it looked like a wenis! Mi children!!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. probably 29,000 seriously injured, 3200 dead.

and a million refuges because of his guitar.

So glad the FCC is working for us

[LostInAnomie]

10. That depends.

Did he fall on anybody with it on his way out of the stadium?

[liberal N proud]

11. You should be worried about family values

Don't worry about what that mean & nasty bu$h regime is doing.
After all Anna Nicole is still making important headlines.

:sarcasim:

[acmavm]

12. Goodness, I wonder what it says about me to realize that I didn't see a

phallic symbol, I just saw a really cool musical instrument.


edit to add: I wonder about the minds of these people.

[shain from kane]

13. It was just their imagination, running away with them.