I kinda miss the weekly color-coded terralert fright nights

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

In the good ol' days (when they really thought the citizenry was that gullible) they'd pull out the old scare alert whenever they needed a distraction. Funny how it's been so long since they've tried it- is nobody frightened any more? :scared:

Perhaps they're just a little too distracted by their OWN fright now. I believe we should call our own government scare alert- Piss Yellow, for what they're all doing in their pants these days.

Turnabout, my friends. That's what it's all about. :evilgrin:

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[electron_blue]

1. Ya know, last time I was in an airport and I heard the man with the DEEP VOICE

booming the latest on the terror level, I swear instead of something like

"The U.S. dept of Homeland Security has issued the following terror alert: ORANGE"

I heard him say something like:

"The U.S. dept of Homeland Security has issued the following terror alert: BORING"


so true, so true

[DemBones DemBones]

2. We might need

a Turdblossom Brown, too. I think they may be beyond Piss Yellow now.