What are Republicans made of?

[saltpoint]

Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

Little boys are made of snips and snails and puppydog tails.

What are Republicans made of?

[ChazII]

1. BS n/t

[3waygeek]

2. Bullshit n/t

[saltpoint]

6. ChazII and 3waygeek, Bullshit works for me. You two were on the

same wavelength tonight on Republicans.

[etherealtruth]

3. Pond scum, ignorance and greed ...

... in varying percentages.

[babylonsister]

4. Oye, what a question! They are not made of stuff strong enough

to think independently, use common sense, and they are really sore losers; instead, they must bow to their leader despite what their constituents wish.
I'll defer...
:popcorn:

[saltpoint]

8. Hi, babylonsister. Yep. Republicans have that "I'm With Our Leader" thing

going just about all the time.

Dick Lugar wouldn't know an independent thought if it bit him in the butt.

[Bobbie Jo]

5. Eye of newt and hair of bat. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

7. poop

[saltpoint]

10. A strong case could be made, yes.

[Connie_Corleone]

9. dinosaur shit.

[saltpoint]

16. Unquestionably a major ingredient to the mix, yes.

I got a strong image of Ted Stevens when I read your post!

[catnhatnh]

11. What are Republicans made of...

Bullshit and Bile and Perversion with a smile...
That's what Republicans are made of.....

[saltpoint]

14. Nicely done, catnhatnh.

Your ingredients're right
& your rhymin is tight.

Thank you.

[KG]

12. a large steaming pile of poo.

[Monkeyman]

13. Cat Shit ,Dog Shit ,Rotten Sugar, And Bull Shit

[Beelzebud]

15. Lies and screams and things that destroy dreams!

[saltpoint]

17. Sad but true.

They're a nasty bunch.

[kenny blankenship]

18. I don't know all the ingredients

but looking at a cross section of republicans
I'm pretty sure that... the common denominator...
is this stuff :

[saltpoint]

23. It could be. Good photo essay there, too.

My god what a horrifying bunch of people the GOP collects.

[kenny blankenship]

25. got a twofer to add to the curio cabinet:

Phil Gramm and Jesse Helms

[saltpoint]

26. dear god you're going to make us all sick. Evil Jesse and Dumbass Phil.

I beg for mercy.

[kenny blankenship]

27. ...and how did I forget this specimen of male loveliness!

[saltpoint]

28. Yuck. May this man never be near power again.

[C_U_L8R]

46. stink finger

[PerfectSage]

19. Feces and shite and everything right...

...that what Republicans are made of. :hurts:

[saltpoint]

22. I'm guessing you mean "everything (far) Right"

Deft rhyme and right-on, too.

[PerfectSage]

41. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight centerist right 's'allright

It's the self righteous right that sucks. lol

:hi:

[Atman]

20. Grinch farts and stone hearts and Halliburton parts.

:hi:

.

[saltpoint]

24. I wager you'll get no argument from anyone on that recipe

for Republicans.

Con brio.

[SoCalDem]

21. Slug trails & puppydog farts n/t

[AX10]

29. Horse S**T!

[saltpoint]

30. One of their hallmark ingredients to be sure.

See also under: McConnell, Mitch; Snow, Tony, and Republicans, all.

[Kansas Wyatt]

31. Self hate & guilt, along with the determination to....

Project their faults, wrongdoing, and hatred onto others who they feel are superior, but would never admit.

[LibertyorDeath]

32. Greed, Ignorance, Bigotry & Fear

IMO

[B Calm]

33. Big fat pimply hemorrhoidal asses with shit stained fingers that are

pointed and blaming totally innocent democrats for their own mess.

[nevergiveup]

34. a blend of impurities and acid

sometimes referred to as "sludge".

[saltpoint]

35. Revolting sludge, leaks to Matt Drudge,

and one kook judge
after another.

[buddysmellgood]

36. Shit and splinters

[undergroundpanther]

37. Made of...

What are Republicans made of?
Lies and crimes,money and hate
Of greed and hypocrisy,sexual crimes and bully debate,
Of drug abuse for themselves a war on drugs for everyone else,
of wars for profit and enron scams
Of twisted words and shit stained jowls like hung like hams.
Of oil tycoons and insurance fraud,
Feline vivisection and Mammon as God
Some are tapeworms and viper snakes
Some are made of of Pedophilia and other sex freaks
Made of psychopathy and envy delusions and it's uncanny
Some are closeted gays with homophobia they impose on us
Leo Strauss,Ayn Rand ,Hitler and Left Behind creeds dressed up in PR clothes with sycophants on Oxycontin covering ass for republican bad deeds.
Christian phalangists wanting women submissive on her knees
Wanting to cause the Apocalypse so they get to be kings forever
dirty narcissistic republicans are infesting the nation like evil rats with bubonic fleas,
INCOMPETENCE
MORAL INFERIORITY
That is what republicans are made of..

[MN ChimpH8R]

38. A toxic olio of

fear, greed, elephant shit, toxic waste, megalomania and hypocrisy, spiced with whatever causes pure sociopathy.

edited for grammar.

[saltpoint]

43. Yep. In in so many Republicans, megalomania, hypocrsy, and sociopathy

seem to be in disproportionately large doses.

[undergroundpanther]

39. Bush is made of THIS

http://www.artofresistance.org/bush_mosaic/

[valerief]

40. Shit, snot, vomit, earwax, big loogies, pee, lethal viruses, and depleted uranium. nt

[devilgrrl]

42. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts,

mutilated monkey meat,
little dirty birdie feet,
french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood,
that's what Republics are made of.

[ck4829]

44. The broken dreams of the poor and the blood of Iraqi children

[saltpoint]

48. Yes. Identifiable by their being primary ingredients of Republicanism.

Bush has a lot to answer for in New Orleans, at Walter Reed, and as you say, in the streets of Baghdad for his Iraq escapade.

[LeftishBrit]

45. A witch's brew, I'd say

From Macbeth:

'Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.'


'Eye of Newt' indeed! And yes, powerful trouble.

[saltpoint]

49. Hello, LeftishBrit. Listen: your marvelous invocation of Macbeth is

a glorious addition to this thread, but I just got a call from the White House from one of Bush's top aides, and they've asked us not to quote Shakespeare "or any of them other hifalutin' poet-types" during the Bush presidency.

It seems it makes the poor soul uncomfortable.

__________

Beautiful post. Thank you.

[mmonk]

47. This

[sarcasmo]

50. Greed.