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Edited on Thu Jan-25-07 03:30 PM by SoCalDem
Your one-stop all purpose re-hab facility
Slutty
Angry
Homophobic
Alcoholic
Racist
Anti-Semitic
The slutty wing would be reserved for cheeky young women who insist on going commando or who party like it's 1999. Room decors by Prada.
The angry wing is for people who "go off" on anyone and everyone. Walls are cushiony and liberally padded for comfort.
The homophobic wing has suites available with a direct line to the White House (tapped, of course) and special "devotional" rooms with padded kneelers, crosses and autographed photos of jesus (suitable for the discerning minsiter on a "sabbatical".)
The alcoholic wing sports honor bars stocked with non-alcoholic beverages, Billboard delivered to each room, a special "agents' lounge" nearby, and DVD of Cheers in each room
The racist wing offers fresh sheets & blankets daily (white , of course)..(scissors are not allowed in this wing)
The anti-semitic wing is immediately adjacent to the alcohol & racist wing, since so many patients will transfer from one wing to the other, as they progress.
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