Snappy names for the Attorney General scandal?

[TechBear_Seattle]

In this week's Top Ten Idiot Conservatives, number 8, EarlG laments that there is not (yet) a snappy name for the Attorney General scandal and solicits the help of DU in coming up with one. So... suggestions, anyone? All I can think of is a rather lame A. G.ate.

[Skidmore]

1. AlbertoGate

[ClassWarrior]

2. Sabado Night Massacre?

NGU.

[Rockholm]

3. GonzaGate

[lonestarnot]

4. Gonggate/ Gaggate

[C_U_L8R]

5. AG Scam ?

[Uben]

6. Traitorous Bastard-Gate

Asshole-gate
Alberto Gonzales is a pussy-gate
A.G. sux-gate
Impeach the bastard-gate



take your pick!

[mod mom]

7. Abu Gonzo Gate?

[stellanoir]

8. Senor "Gonzolaws" strikes again

or perpetual impunity-gate

[Uben]

9. Prosecute all democrats and no republicans-gate n/t

nt

[mod mom]

12. except the US Attys Abu Gonzo fired were Republicans just not in lockstep.

[Double T]

10. Gonzales 'Firing' Squad

[Double T]

11. Injustice Department Scam

[Double T]

15. Injustice Department of Corruption-gate

[Double T]

17. Prosecuter Flush Scam

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

13. The Pearl Harbor Day AG Massacre. It was done on 12/7. eom

[ReadTomPaine]

31. Or the Pearl Harbor Purge n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

37. That is Good! eom

[nuxvomica]

14. Purge-gate, SWAIN, Alberto KO-8

SWAIN stands for "scandal without an interesting name." Hey, I tried.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

16. aGAG

AG Alberto Gonzales
because he's made a joke out of justice.

[SpiralHawk]

18. repubiconGate

Since it just proves that the republicons are into WHOLESALE corruption, and lacking in all honor.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. FOGGOGATE!

Edit...Watergate II(Pokergate)

FoggyGate! ViagraGate!

[izzybeans]

20. The Gonzocution

[Graybeard]

21. Give em the gate Gate.

...of course this is just the latest in a long list of AG scandals. He could have been called on to resign over any one of them.

[notKeith]

22. Domenigate

Domenici was the first to go out and buy a top-notch lawyer. So he should be honored with the "gate". As in "don't let the gate smack you in the ass on the way to prison".

[Graybeard]

30. Hi notKeith! Welcome to DU.

...a lot more of them better be "lawyering up".

[newyawker99]

39. Hi notKeith!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[GreenZoneLT]

23. A.G.-ony

You could do like the Navy does and just shorten and squish the words together (Commander, Pacific Fleet is COMPACFLT). So Prosecutor Firing Scandal is PROFIRESCAN. Sounds like some new Israeli weapons tech -- the Profirescan 5000.

[Lampare]

24. Howzabout...

BAU(Business As Usual)-gate

[Graybeard]

32. Hi Lampare! Welcome to DU...

...this sure is BAU for BushCo.

[newyawker99]

40. Hi Lampare!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[maxrandb]

25. How about

If going with a movie theme..

"Legally Blind"

"A Few Good Cronies"

"An Inconvenient Prosecutor"

"All the Presidents Lawyers"

"And Justice for Some"

"Godfather IV"

If going with a "Gate" theme...

"PurgeGate"

"ObstructiGATE"

"Dems Only InvestiGATE"

"CYA-Gate"

"Prevent Another FolleyGATE"

"GOP Gate"

[originalpckelly]

26. InfamyGate

As in "December 7, 2006, a date that will live in infamy."

[originalpckelly]

27. Or maybe just 12/7

[truebrit71]

28. Torture-Gate? Duplicitous-Bastard-Gate?

The Geneva Conventions are 'Quaint'- Gate?

"I don't know shit about the law" - Gate?

"Piss-On-The-Constitution-Gate"?

[L. Coyote]

29. JusticeGate n/t

[SoCalDem]

33. Alberto VO7 .... sung to the tune of

"Ahm gonna wash that man right outta my hair"

[SallyMander]

36. O/T but i love your cartoon!

:-)

[Lampare]

34. Another one...

Obfus-gate.

In honor of the Rovian tactic of muddying the media waters in order to obscure the REAL issues.

[Bucky]

35. I'm tired of '-gates'. Remember Abscam? Let's call this one "SuitScam"

Back up choice: Gonzopalooza

[SydneyBristow]

38. Gonzopalooza, LMAO

and im in class of course, cracking up :P

:toast: Syd

[myrna minx]

42. Welcome to DU, SydneyBristow.

:hi:

[Catshrink]

41. Gotcha Gonzo

[Atman]

43. "Just Another Day At BushCo."

May not roll off the tongue, but it's pretty accurate.

.

[EFerrari]

44. Berto's Bloopers.

or

Crony Gate, Part 54.

[guitar man]

45. GONZO-GATE!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Hubert Flottz]

46. InstiGate!

DymbyaGate, DummyGate, BonzoGate, LitiGate, GotchaGate, RoyBeanGate.

EDIT...OhShitGate!