How do you explain this to your Boss?

[formercia]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6441461.stm

Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'


Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.

Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

A foreign ministry official described Ambassador Tzuriel Refael's behaviour as an unprecedented embarrassment.

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[youngdem]

1. If he were an American, he could be president some day

[TahitiNut]

2. Dom/Sub ("B&D") is very 'popular' for people in politics.

It's pretty well-known in the 'industry,' I'm told. :shrug: The more right-wing, the more popular.

[Warpy]

4. The one pro I knew

(a patient who pumped me for info on what to use so the occasional wounds didn't get infected, bad for business) certainly confirmed it.

In fact, I can't look at any smug televangelist or right wing pol without thinking of him flat on his back in a bathtub while some woman dressed in a leather garter belt and four inch heels pees on him.

I wish I could get the image out of my head but I just can't.

[dysfunctional press]

5. do you want to really intensify that image in your head...?

picture poppy bush as the one in the tub, and babs as the "lady" in heels and leather doing the peeing...

go on- i triple-dog-dare you.

[A Simple Game]

7. My, God! Get yourself some help.

It's not natural to think such thoughts!

Oh yeah, thanks a lot for the mental image! NOT!

[ReadTomPaine]

3. Sometimes the best explanation is no explanation.

Just a shrug and a smile.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. Promoting "International Relations" and "Foreign Trade"?