PLEASE Don't Caption This! ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070312/481/gtmm12103122109

[boston bean]

1. I won't even attempt too! nt

:spank:

[ehrnst]

84. Taking Abstinence Only sex ed internationally

And rather effectively. This image burned on their psyches should put them off of men for years.

[CatWoman]

2. Heh

which one is smarter, the carrot or the guy holding it?

:hi:

[Stephanie]

4. He's thinking with his carrot, not his head.

:hi:

[rsmith6621]

3. GHaaad.....

Chimpy just never stops giving us all an opportunity to poke fun at him....he is a photo-op disaster waiting to happen...

[MorningGlow]

59. Heh heh

You said "poke". Heh...

[symbolman]

5. Funny

usually he writes a note to Condi asking to go to the john, must be just down to gutteral sounds and making motions at this point :)

[Stephanie]

45. He's watering the vegetable patch.

Or fertilizing it. :hi:

[WilliamPitt]

6. I'm honestly stumped.

Everything I have for this is either obnoxious, inappropriate, insensitive, rude or just plain dumb. Jeez...George hasn't seen that many phallic items since his Skull & Bones initiation night. OK, squeezed that one out...aaaahhhh...

[Stephanie]

17. In his DREAMS that's his carrot.

Please don't let George's carrot disturb your dreams tonight, Will. Try not to think about George's carrot, whatever you do. Don't let every cute Guatemalan girl you see remind you of George's carrot. And please, please don't think about George's carrot every time you pass the juice bar! Okay? Because that would just be disturbing.

[WilliamPitt]

44. Can't sleep...carrot's gonna eat me...can't sleep...carrot's gonna eat me...

*twitch*

Thanks.

:P

[ends_dont_justify]

7. physical fruedian slip?

:scared:

[Sydnie]

8. Well, that one's no longer organic

:rofl:

[Sabriel]

9. "Great, now we'll have to get the priests in to purify the carrots, too."

That IS a carrot in his hand, isn't it?

[Stephanie]

19. Or is he just glad to see you?

ba dum bum.

[ourvoicescount]

57. LOL!!!

[mod mom]

75. classic. hilarious yet frightening.

[Steven_S]

10. Y'all oughta use these to keep them birthrates down......

How you think mah wife got the name Pickles?

[Drum]

12. lol!

:thumbsup:

[Cooley Hurd]

11. "Joey, have you ever seen any movies with Swedish carrot farmers?"

:evilgrin:

[Olney Blue]

13. It reminds me of the snowman scene in Dumb and Dumber.

[The Straight Story]

14. "My penis is orange because condi likes bright colored things" (nt)

[jazzjunkysue]

18. No, no, No! Bright, shiny things. Get it right. Geez. n/t.

[Kurovski]

94. No, no, no,no! "Condi's turning 'vegatamarian'."

[badgerpup]

71. The way I heard it...

...it was due to watching certain kinds of movies and eating cheetohs...

Doesn't Pampered Chef sell some kind of knife that lets you cut carrots into really interesting shapes and designs?

[Stephanie]

81. that's for the interrogation phase

that comes after extraordinary rendition and prolonged incarceration on unnamed charges.

[jazzjunkysue]

15. "That's what we in Texas call a 'carrot on a stick.'"

(ducking)

[kitty1]

16. Those are mighty fine lookin squashes Pueblo

[CrazyOrangeCat]

20. "Whaddaya mean ah'm an ass-carrot???"

:freak: :argh:

[sam sarrha]

21. he cant stop grabbing people....

[terip64]

22. kick

[Lena inRI]

23. Bush's new CARROT OR STICK diplomacy. . .

:silly: :crazy: :silly: :crazy: :silly:

[dancingme]

47. love that

:applause:

[paparush]

24. Heh...Pickles used to have one of these. Where do the batteries go?

[Botany]

25. The women on the right is looking @ him with hate in her eyes.

I want a President who does not embarrass my country.

[jannyk]

32. Yeah I noticed that, there's no love in that Picture. nt

[Botany]

35. She knows that this is a photo op and after he leaves

Although, she might be from humble background she has class
and seems to resent the "dog & pony show."

I miss The Big Dog!

[BuyingThyme]

26. Do those gorgeous gals really wear those clothes to work?

On another note, it looks like the woman in the middle may be armed with some kind of explosive device.

[lutefisk]

27. I'm not eating any Guatemalan carrots for a while

Those carrots now have the "Curse of the Dummy.":puke:

[Beausoir]

87. !

:spray:

[Beausoir]

28. For the love of god. That is the most disturbing image.

I am speechless.

[Stephanie]

31. Thank you very mucho!

I'll be here all week!

[flying rabbit]

50. don't forget to tip your servers

and try the veal

[Supersedeas]

95. Ain't pretty.

[rug]

29. "I need a new Dick."

[jannyk]

30. Oh, I hope they didn't put that back in the pile!! nt

[bleever]

33. "All these come offa just one tree?"

"You have good crops in Guatamales."

[Botany]

37. But he put on one of their local "get ups"

So he fits right in. And why does it always seem like he is invading someone's
private space who does not want him too.

The women on the right .... Daggers in her eyes.

[paparush]

41. LMAO!

[jannyk]

43. ok, that's a winner! New keyboard please!

[EVDebs]

34. GASP ! nt

[mikelewis]

36. And to think...

She's supposed to be his boss. I say we fire that mother fucker.

[stevedeshazer]

38. Gee, thanks

Now I have to clean off my screen. :rofl:

[Stephanie]

39. Spewed your carrot juice?

Bet you'll never drink THAT again!

[stevedeshazer]

40. EWW!

:spank:

[Stephanie]

52. Next time, don't spit. Swallow.

:hide:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

53. yer in rare form tonite.

almost as good as the Washington Memorial thread last year.

(remember? pickles sitting in the rocker chain-smoking Kools, and staring lovingly at the Big One?)

;)

[Stephanie]

56. Can you blame her?

I'd send her a case of carrots if she would just leave him.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

64. I'd buy her the new Remington Steele . . .

. . . lifesize turbocharged model, if she'd just split . . . .

[Stephanie]

67. I'd buy her Pierce Brosnan.

And I'd throw in Willem Dafoe.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

70. Just in case . . . . .

. . . . you'd better throw in Scarlett J.:think:

[Kurovski]

79. Peel 'n' eat.

[paparush]

42. "Keeping carrots out of the hands of the enemy"

[Cameron27]

46. You ever see a carrot before?

No sir, I've never seen a carrot before.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

48. "Orange ya glad I ain't Mark Foley?"

meh heheh heh

:hide:

[tandot]

49. "Pickles dream size" ???

[TheCowsCameHome]

51. "Heh, heh, - turnips, my favorite fruit, heh, heh"

[Rockholm]

54. "I Got Your Chalupa!"

[grace0418]

55. Some photos simply need no captions. Although the woman in the middle

of the photo looks like she'd like walk up to Dumbass and jam whatever she's holding (it looks like a price sticker gun) where the sun don't shine.

[Redstone]

58. You win. You absolutely, positively win the "Best Picture of bushyboy" award.

Good God, I'm going to be laughing for hours. Is the expression on the rightmost green-hatted kid priceless, or what?

Redstone

[Stephanie]

61. "Back in Midland we called this 'Miracle Gro'"

"Wanna see me agua the plants?

[Redstone]

63. That dang Vy-Agry stuff sure DOES got some side effectionals, don't it?

Redstone

[southerncrone]

60. No caption needed......this speaks for itself! Hilarious! Carrot envy!

Oops, I couldn't resist!:rofl:

[Stephanie]

62. Carrot envy!

No doubt about it.

[Stinky The Clown]

65. Man ... what a tiny little carrot .........

.... figures, though, huh?

[cascadiance]

66. Perhaps combining the above the the following pics....

... could make a good photochop! :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

68. "What's up, Cock?"

[Stephanie]

78. Silly Wabbit!

[Octafish]

69. Aw righty. Now jess TRY and find the one thass NOT a carrot.''

Behold a pale carrot.



Ask Blackadder: at his trial for witchcraft, the Witchsmeller Pursuivant told him the carrot is the devil's favorite food.

[Obamarama]

72. 24-carrot asshole!

[WillyT]

73. Oh Come On You Guys, It's A Terrorist\Trade Thing...

We have to present our carrots over there, so they can't present their carrots over here.

Dontcha get it???

:evilgrin:

[RobertSeattle]

74. Good Gawd - What awful handlers he has

"Mr President, you are going to be at a plant where they process carrots - please be mindful of putting a carrot near your mouth or near your crotch".

[Stephanie]

76. Well who would want to explain it to him?

They didn't even tell him about Katrina because they were afraid he'd be mad.

[RobertSeattle]

89. True

But if an adult were President, he/she would want "handlers" that would provide helpful "reminders".

:evilgrin:

[Rex]

77. My carrot is firm and it talks to me and says, 'you are my weapon'

and I will use you to bring horrible destruction upon the humans!

[Kurovski]

80. Geez, it's like they're setting up these photo op's just for DU .

[OneBlueSky]

82. "Is that your carrot, or are you just glad to see me?" . . . (sorry, couldn't resist) . . . n/t

[Kurovski]

83. "Mah pal Jeffy calls me 'Carrot Top'."

[ehrnst]

85. "You're under arrest. Turn yourselves in after cleaning these." n/t

[dancingme]

86. kick

:kick:

[Ganja Ninja]

88. Breaking: "El Presidente Bush cuffs carrot in Guatemala!"

At least Clinton tried to maintain some sense of decorum.

[kirby]

90. And I told Mark Foley, you gotta hold it like this...

[demrabble]

91. "Those Sure Are Big. Laura Likes the BIG Ones"

"I wish I had a big one".

[soup]

92. Couldn't even if I wanted to -

I just died laughing.

[Kurovski]

93. "Hey kid, where's the nearest root cellar?"

I'm resisting photoshop on this. Lord give me strength...

[rhiannon55]

96. "I call my carrot "Mr. Happy!"

Sorry, I HAVE to caption this one...

[Blue_In_AK]

97. OH.MY.GOD

That photographer was definitely positioned in the right place at the right time. :rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

98. To quote the Rude One....

..."why is George Bush forcing a Guatemalan woman to watch him fuck a bag of carrots."

[Kurovski]

99. And that is the very best comment of all...

that Rude Pundit Mother Fucker is all right in my book. :-)

[Marr]

100. Cosby says he wants his sweater back.

[Goblinmonger]

101. Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

All that needs to be said.

[TX-RAT]

102. Didn't know carrots had assholes.

[geardaddy]

103. And why is he manhandling

that poor woman?

[Kurovski]

104. Because he's the world's pal.

Always ready to show us little folks everywhere what a warm fun-loving cut-up he can be, even in the midst of our grueling, mind-numbing, slave-wage labor.

Doncha' just want to have a beer with him? What a guy.