Most outlandish reason for Gonzo Presser?

[Horse with no Name]

Come up with your own.
I say that my most far-fetched is to tell us that Bush is resigning and staying in Latin America since he already has property down there and Cheney is taking the helm.:scared:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. He's pregnant and going on maternity leave.

:shrug:

[Dinger]

2. MAybe He'll Have A "Network" Moment nt

[wicket]

3. He got one of the Bush twins pregnant?

Sorry, couldn't help myself :D

[crappyjazz]

4. Declaring marshall law

because of the upstart dems starting shit in congress

[Deep13]

5. beat me to it

[babylonsister]

6. In your dreams!

:D Nice one, though.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

7. He's Announcing That He's Not Yet Ready To Announce A Presidential Campaign

[Ron Green]

8. He's going to have Federal Marshals arrest all the reporters

as an official kick-off to the Information Upgrade by this administration.

[CottonBear]

9. Press conference on CSPAN1 now. Link:

http://www.c-span.org/watch/cs_cspan_rm.asp?Cat=TV&Code=CS

[cboy4]

10. oh boo fricken hoo alberto

you're a lair and a disgrace and you should have stepped your ass down

[partylessinOhio]

11. This liar and incompetent is as white as a sheet. He's scared.

He's cooked! Stick a fork in him.



:evilfrown:

[tk2kewl]

12. He has finally arrested the guys climbing the fence in this video:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/bushborder

[kerry-is-my-prez]

13. 2 more scapegoats: Harriet Meiers & Kyle Sampson. Just a part of the Admin. job description.

n/t