Caption this Gonzales pic

[Kadie]

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales exits a news conference after taking questions from reporters, Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at the Justice Department in Washington. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[Catherine Vincent]

1. Talk to the hand!

[waiting for hope]

3. Thought the same thing!

:rofl:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. Damn it, missed it by 2 seconds. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

34. !

:D

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. "TALK TO THE HAND!" snap snap. n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. What do you think of my nose job?

It kept growing, so I had to have plastic surgery.

[fooj]

6. Smells like bullshit.

graphic courtesy of FDL (Trex)

[Supersedeas]

12. sticko

[SteppingRazor]

7. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales points to the big, scary monster looming behind the press corps...

before fleeing the opposite direction at a news conference, Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at the Justice Department in Washington. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[tk2kewl]

8. I'ts just a step to the left...

And then a jump to the ri-i-i-i-ight!

[Boo Boo]

19. But it's the pelvic thrust

that really drives you insane!

I can't believe somebody else was actually thinking that!!! Heh. Great minds, etc...

:toast:

[Buzz Clik]

9. "You'll have to excuse me. I just soiled my britches."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. "The Hokey Pokey . . .

. . . is really what it's all about."

[Richard Steele]

11. "...as I do my little turn on the catwalk..."

[EFerrari]

13. Feliz Navidad!

:rofl:

[BuyingThyme]

14. Five questions. That's the new rule.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. And, for my next number, "The Two-Faced Tango".

[Blackhatjack]

16. "I sure hope Rove was right about doing this...." n/t

[Double T]

17. I surrender.

[Xipe Totec]

18. This is a better picture of Al-Beto Gonzales:

captures his essence.


Some clarification, for those puzzling over this image:

This is a Texas Spade-foot Toad; a creature renowned for digging itself into a hole while backtracking.

[paparush]

29. I like this one too - the Alberto-Weasel

Ok, technically, that's two weasels.

[Xipe Totec]

32. He, he, he!

waaaazzup!

:rofl:

[Deep13]

20. Gonzales poses for wedding photographers with his invisible bride.

[TechBear_Seattle]

21. He looks rather two-dimensional, so....

"When the Attorney General failed to show up for the press conference to answer questions about AG-scam, a group of reporters put up a cardboard cut-out of Mr. Gonzales and held the press conference anyways. The cut-out's stiff posture, dismissive countenance and lack of response fooled attending journalists who were not in on the joke."

[geardaddy]

22. "Exit, staaage right!"

[SoCalDem]

23. reminds me of the old pics of football players

[Catherine Vincent]

24. Speedy Gonzales!

:evilgrin:

[peace13]

25. Lady put the cross away! n/t

[tiredofthisstuff]

26. Can somebody get me a shorter mic stand. My ass can't reach this one.

[notadmblnd]

27. Shhh.... not now.....

I'm making my grand exit.

[paparush]

28. "Senor~ Bush, he is like the sun..like this rug here..Bush is the sun"

Bobby Kennedy's ghost is vommiting in the background...

[npincus]

30. Alberto does Gene Kelly

..singin' in the rain....

[southerncrone]

31. "Hold on folks, I've got to check w/Brother Rove for the answer to that question."

[SoCalDem]

33. Gonzales .... Heisman trophy winner