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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 06:11 PM
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Worst part of Bush's collapse? A guy gave him mouth to mouth.
Icky yucky! Someone might think he's gay or something!

http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/blogs/politicalticker/2007/03/former-president-bush-gives-speech-day.html

He joked: "The ugliest part was my dear friend from Las Vegas (a male friend) was giving me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. We had about six beautiful girls there and there was (my friend) doing his part."


I guess next time the males should just sit back and see if a woman volunteers for the job...
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Diane R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 06:13 PM
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1. Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
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booksenkatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 06:25 PM
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2. It's still better than the lips of the old ratbag he's used to, though.
Where's the picture of the Sea Hag putting on her lipstick? (full body shudder)

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booksenkatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 06:30 PM
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4. Here it is (not safe for sensitive eyes and stomachs)

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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 01:08 AM
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9. she wouldn't want to waste her beautiful mind by worrying about her unconcious husband
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 06:26 PM
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3. He still wants Jennifer Fitzgerald in his mouth.
Maybe James Baker can set it up for him once again.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 06:46 PM
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5. He lost the coin toss.
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AzDar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 06:50 PM
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6. Why does he keep getting up? n/t
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 01:03 AM
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7. EWWW! Who could blame him?
I wouldn't want any dear friend of either Bush to give ME mouth-to-mouth. Yuk!!!!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 01:07 AM
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8. what if he caught "teh gay"
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 01:12 AM
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10. K&R because that is so retro
It's so undeniably offensive and stupid. I imagine the "guy" did the gentlemanly thing and took on the job nobody wanted. Don't flatter yourself, Poppy. Nobody wants to get that close to you. Only the brave.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 01:14 AM
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11. BTW, who gofls with six beautiful girls?
How many codgers get to drag "six beautiful girls" around the golf course with them? What's that about?
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Blashyrkh Donating Member (816 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 01:20 AM
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12. 6 beautiful girls with minds to match.
I'd like to golf with six beautiful girls. It'd be great. I wouldn't care how well I played.
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