What a special way to end the evening...to read a blog by a couple of Lutherans about Congress summoning Mayan Priest to DC. Wonderful satire.
A Couple of LutheransAfter a successful cleansing of the ancient Mayan site of Iximche, visited by president Bush and his wife Laura on their recent Guatemalan visit, Congress has invited the same priests to come to the United States to perform a similar ritual at the nationals capital.
In a rare display of unity, leaders from both parties embraced the idea as potentially helpful in ridding the halls of Congress and the White House of evil spirits.
"It's clear, given the recent scandals of Walter Reed, the firing of the Federal prosecutors, Generals out of touch with reality, and the untimely demise of Anna Nicole Smith, warrant this action," stated Democratic whip Howard Dean.
Dean went on to say it was a long shot, but with the economy going into the toilet, gas prices rising, and the uncertainty of the upcoming NCAA basketball tournament rankings, that the time was right for a spiritual cleansing of sorts. Officials say that if the priests are successful, they will be granted a permanent work Visa.
A video and audio are listed also. Very clever work.
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