What Could George Bush Have Possibly Learned at the Mayan Ruins Today? ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

Did he have a thought beyond, "when's lunch?" I'd like to know.















U.S. President George W. Bush (R) and Mexican President Felipe Calderon shake hands as they tour the pyramids at Uxmal in the Yucatan March 13, 2007. REUTERS/HO/Alfredo Guerrero/Presidencia (MEXICO) Email Photo Print Photo

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[yurbud]

1. Bush: "must take a lot o' yur leaf blowers to keep this clean. eh heh heh. eh heh heh..."

[southerncrone]

2. Every time he's with another dignitery, he always asks about the

next meal! You'd think he's Anthony Boudain! (...Sorry, Anthony)
It just increases his embarrassment of our nation.
Does Laura not feed him? :wtf: is wrong w/him?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Calderon: "Mr. President , these ancient buildings are all Mayan"

Bush: "Well, if they're all your'n then I guess you can afford to let 'em go to pot like this without paintin' 'em. What's fer lunch?"

[frogcycle]

17. good one n/t

[sce56]

4. They really are two peas in a pod Both the results of FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS!

[melody]

5. Probably wondering how "them Egyptians got all the way over here"

That and he did seem to be obsessing on meat products during his interview.

[spacelady]

6. Well, at least his pants appear dry this time. n/t

[sutz12]

7. Dayum, yur old buildings are sho'nuf older than our old buildings. nt

[mahina]

8. Where are the thousands of pissed off people who usually frequent

the Rock and Bottle Tour?
(mahalo to whatever DU'er came up with that name, it's good.)

[BlooInBloo]

9. I ran up that pyramid! Just like the Reebok commercial!

And the skull wall was awesome - and the field with the vertical-stone-hoops in the middle along the sides.... And the humungous biting flies....

The top of the pyramid was used as a long-range communication device, if I recall - some kind of dish-sound-focuser-reflector or other.

[rumpel]

10. absolutely nothing

just toasting to the successful election theft

[jobycom]

11. Probably wondering where the human sacrifices were held, and if he can

bring back that practice. I'll bet he hates having to do all this politicing just to kill a million people or so. It shouldn't be so hard for him to satisfy his bloodlust, you know.

[orleans]

12. "where's the beef?" then: "i wonder why these winda's don't have

any glass. how did folks keep warm?" then: "we had some pretty good beef yesterday."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. "Get me KB&R on the phone, tell 'em I want escalators put in here"

:silly:

[Eagle_Eye]

14. You see Mr. President

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The Mayans constructed huge calenders.
That structure is a calender that predicts the future.
Look right there near that big stone and you can see when you will be impeached.

[B Calm]

15. He learned that the US taxpayers payed for his little vacation

[bklyncowgirl]

16. Uxmal, one of the gems of Mayan architecture--Bush looks bored to tears

I'd love to think that President Calderon tells him the part about how constant warfare combined with environmental degradation and climate change doomed the great Mayan civilization.

Of course since Calderon and the Chimp have a few things in common--such as being the beneficiaries of dubiously honest elections, he may have left that part out.

I hope that the local Mayans conducted a cleansing ceremony after he left like their counterparts in Guatemala. The Yucatek that I met years ago are fiercely independent--deep down they don't even consider themselves Mexican--and must be fuming.

[SpiralHawk]

18. Bush at the Temple of the Black Magicians

You would expect no less from a Connecticut preppy cheerleader deserter who belongs to an anti-Chritian occult cabal.