Ay carrumba, anyone watching Bush in Mexico?

[AlCzervik]

good lord his press conferences are unintelligible.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. give us a line or two . . .

. . . of Bush misspeak, please.

[AlCzervik]

3. he's just all over the place, he jumps from one thing to another and then he

ratchets up his voice you know like someone is arguing with him. He's talking about "migration" and how guest workers return back to Mexico with all sorts of new skills to help Mexico become even greater!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. figures.

i love it when he gets that belligerent tone . . . when there's no one even debating the asshat!

thanks.

[AlCzervik]

14. oh yes, doing it right now, all amped up to 11.

[Bozita]

2. Last night, Malloy referred to * as "The Guacamoron in Guatemala"

[Systematic Chaos]

6. And also the "Nacho President"

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

10. I love Mike Malloy.

:rofl:

[KeepItReal]

12. Hey! "It ain't easy being Cheezy!"

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[AlCzervik]

4. asked about Alberto---I do have confidence in him, mistakes were made

blaming DOJ, voice ratcheting up now again. He's not happy---he says.

[AlCzervik]

5. omg!!! "Why are you asking me these questions in Mexico?"

[Systematic Chaos]

8. He SAID that?

OMG Malloy is going to have another field day tonight!

[AlCzervik]

13. yes i swear, i know someone else heard it and he got all uppity.

[KeepItReal]

9. This Sh*t is HILARIOUS

He should be on that show: "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

The kid would wipe the floow with Bush & Co.

[AlCzervik]

11. oh dear god--a reporter asked Calderon what he and Vincente Fox talked about at their

meeting---Bush interrupts and says and i swear to god "they talked about carne, hehe"

[CrazyOrangeCat]

19. he must be more stoned on various substances than usual.

wow.

[AlCzervik]

23. that moment was surreal and all talking stopped--to quote Jon Stewart

is was "Awwwwkward"

[Old and In the Way]

29. Will this be the day he has a complete nervous breakdown?

Stay tuned. He's looking like he's coming off a 3 week bender.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

35. Here's hoping . . .

. . . for another afternoon of high-grade blow, and tequilla shots. That should just about do him.

[AlCzervik]

37. or hoping he ate something that didn't agree with and get the shits, like right now.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

42. !

:hurts:

"Chavez' Revenge", anyone???

;)

[AlCzervik]

45. can you imagine if that happened, seriously, the look on his face and he tried to clinch his bottom

would be hilarious.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

47. couldn't happen to a nicer guy . . . n/t

[The Backlash Cometh]

55. "Carne asada." Say it sexy like Ricardo Montalban

I guess Bush does watch t.v.

[Systematic Chaos]

15. Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!

I can't turn this on because my roommate is 2 feet away from me on his inflatable mattress and the tv is right here too. If it ends up on YouTube or something PLEASE post it here!

Thanks. :)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. Bush mentioned the word "carne" - talking about meat again

What's with this fixation about meat?

[AlCzervik]

18. he interrupted, that question was for Calderon. What a contemptuous idiot!

[jmfleetwood]

17. Is he Nixon sweating or what?

[AlCzervik]

20. his forehead is getting shiny and his face is a bit red.

[Systematic Chaos]

26. "Nixon sweating"?

Is that like "Nixon ranting and screaming at the pictures in the White House hallways"?

I bet he is. Even his Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Alfred E. Neuman looking ass* has to know the world hates him by now.
And while I'm at it, welcome to DU! :hi:

*And I say that with apologies to both people with FAS, not all of whom are sociopathic by a long shot, as well as Alfred.

[babylonsister]

21. Boy, what an embarrassment! I cringe! nt

[Old and In the Way]

22. He's sounding more scatterbrained than usual.

If he weren't neck deep in obstruction of justice, he'd probably just sound like his regular idiotic self. It gets more painful to watch him by the minute.

[annabanana]

24. He apparetnly thinks immigration is "migration".

I suppose in once sense you could think of it like that, but I don't thing HE knows the difference.

[AlCzervik]

25. oh shit back to the firing of the lawyers.

"I heard the allegations about political reasons---it's not true"

[KeepItReal]

30. He told Gonzales that he had heard "complaints" but never told him to act on it

....yeah right!

[AlCzervik]

32. yeah--"I said Al, have you heard complaints?"

[annabanana]

27. "are yo u aware of this" and "are you aware of that?"

About the US Attys.. "I never gave him specific instructions"

[AlCzervik]

31. oh the stammering!! thats my lie o meter for him, the bigger the stammer the bigger the lie.

[AlCzervik]

28. "One time i went to the senate and i heard complaints about attorneys"

"I don't remember the names, later i said Al have you heard anything?"

[annabanana]

33. Waa-a-a-a "I'm allowed to fire them"

He sounds like he's ready to fire some MORE, fer chrissake

[AlCzervik]

34. he sounds caught, super uber Bush paranoia kicking in for him bigtime.

[Systematic Chaos]

36. A hearty K & R

for one of the most entertaining stammer-by-stutter live action threads I've ever seen on DU. :)

[AlCzervik]

39. this is a fun one, embarrassing and terrible, but still funny.

[librechik]

38. Hand in the cookie jar moment

man, the excuses just roll out fluidly, don't they? NOT!!!

[AlCzervik]

40. indeed.

[AlCzervik]

41. oh christ--"Don't be opening up Nafta for renegotiation"

"Don't weaken Nafta"

[KeepItReal]

50. Dayum! He just gave Sen. Ted Kennedy MAD PROPS!

Said he was one of the best Senators at doing legislation. "He can get the job done"

[annabanana]

51. He wishes he had the smarts. n/t

[AlCzervik]

43. Moonie times guy up--softballs about immigration.

[ShortnFiery]

44. Yes, Dear Leader's such a moron! It's embarrassing that he's ours.

:blush: :(

[AlCzervik]

48. i keep hoping it's all bad dream. I'd give up 6 years of my life to erase the last 6 years

of Bush's reign for everybody.

[The Backlash Cometh]

46. What exactly, is a carrumba?

I've heard of carramba, but never carrumba.

Carrumba: A latin version of "Gone in 60 seconds."

[AlCzervik]

49. oh boy he loves him some Ted Kennedy, he's "Lookin forward to workin with him!"

[ShortnFiery]

53. Too bad Teddy doesn't catch on too quick.

Like "no child left behind" , our Dear Leader will NOT fund "a comprehensive immigration program" adequately.

Having lofty goals is one thing, FUNDING these efforts is the CARNE (meat) :blush: :hi:

[AlCzervik]

52. conflab all over.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

54. thanks, lady.

i needed a bizarro addition to my Wednesday morning . . .

:applause: :rofl: :spray: :dunce: :freak: :argh: :wtf: :silly:

[benld74]

56. I have been known to act goofy after Tequila, but damn!!

[JanusAscending]

57. I heard some radio guy on MSNBC last night.

He had a great zinger. He said, "now that Bush is in South America, it would be a good time to close the borders"!! LOL it really tickled me!:rofl: :applause:

[TheBaldyMan]

58. I just figured out what happened to Fidel Castro's rectum ...

the Rethugs selected it POTUS - twice.

Now poor Fidel has to have an synthetic bunghole.