This could be a fun game for those that are poetic. Help me come up

[frankly_fedup2]

with a poem to email to OxyContin Limpballs expressing our sorrow that his own mother didn't abort him.

He is crying about Bush not supporting Gonzales so he started talking about E-cards for women who have had abortions. They are coming up with poems (or trying to) to send to the aborted fetus so I thought, why not come up with one for OxyContin himself, however, I'm not as talented as a lot of you out there.

Anyone willing to help?

[11 Bravo]

1. There once was a baby named Rush

Who never knows when he should hush.
His rhetoric is dense,
His ass is immense,
Does he know he was born from Mom\'s tush?

[frankly_fedup2]

7. Does anyone care If I email the short ones as well as the ones we collaberate

on? I think their hysterical. He should be the poster child for a partial birth abortion. Hmm, that might work with something. (lol)

[Sequoia]

2. Smuggy, druggie you're so ugly

Mouth of hate
And face so puggy.

Spawn of Satan
Dung of dogs
Oink, oink, oink
You're a hog

[Buzz Clik]

4. I like it. Shel Silverstein with a political agenda and bad attitude.

[Sequoia]

22. Wow, I'm deeply honored! Thanks.

[Bronyraurus]

24. That should be in Norton's anthology

[frankly_fedup2]

3. This could be a start (remember I'm not so talented but I try) . . .

Our Deepest Sympathy 56 years later.


Miss Limbaugh if you'd only used protection,

You wouldn't have had to go through such pain,

Way back when you gave birth to a pudgy, ugly boy,

Little did you know what even to give him as a name,


You alone decided on "Rush" with no explanation needed,

When you spread your legs like an eagle on the night of conception.

The man without a name, was like a rabbit that was heavily heated,

He was in and out before you could proclaim your love to him

He was already dressed and gone like Michael Jackson in "Beat It,"


Unfortunately for you back in those days when an abortion was needed,

They were considered illegal and women ?????????????????????

[shain from kane]

5. Rush popped Viagra on the isle of Nantucket,

Fully engorged, looked for a place to tuck it,
But the anal cyst,
It did resist,
And in the end he said, "I guess I'll suck it."

[frankly_fedup2]

9. I thought you were going to go with the once there was a man from

Nantucket, etc. I like it.

[CoffeeCat]

6. My 2 cents...

(ok, I have to say...this is not cool. It's pretty creepy. However, I have a knack for
rhyming, so here ya go)...

Goodbye Rush
it's time to go
Your potential and life
go down the bowl

You'll never be
a loud mouth host
or sport a face
like a three-day-old roast

You'll never chug down
a gallon of pills
as you lie like a rug
and behave like a shill

We'll never hear your
caustic schtick
You'll never cover the crimes
of Gonzo, George or Dick

You'll never extol your
hate on the air
and pollute my car
with your verbal wares

You'll never degrade our
country so dear
So, down the drain you go
Rush Limbaugh my dear

Please know as you swirl
on down the drain
that America is much brighter
without your misguided brain

[ComerPerro]

8. poems to send aborted fetuses? My God. More proof that conservatives

who are "pro-life" don't give a shit about anyone, not even the aborted fetuses themselves. If they did, they wouldn't be able to joke about the lost lives.

[frankly_fedup2]

10. Nah, Limpballs said the cards should be for the aborted feti (?)sp) . .

and not to the women who had just had the abortion. He's outraged that there are now cards out there to send to people who have had abortions. Then he asked his listeners and his employees to come up with poems. So far they suck. I thought it would be fun to make some up about how sad it was that he was not aborted and I'll email them a copy or fax them to him. Just want to show them they need to be thinking of more important things . . . like the war, Katrina FEMA, anything that really matters but he wants to talk about this. This and "Club Gitmo." And this man is rich from this.

[ComerPerro]

11. I know. And if they are crafting cards for aborted fetuses,

it proves that they don't really give a shit about the supposed loss of life, but are instead just doing this to try to prove their piety. The fetus is just political fodder to them. A means to an end that they can use and exploit to jusitfy their intolerance and bigotry and hatred.

[Norquist Nemesis]

14. I want to know where they got the mailing list from

or are they just sending out random e-chainmail and going with statistics.

[ComerPerro]

16. probably Phill Kline

[frankly_fedup2]

18. No, no. They do not know anyone in particular (except their own

girlfriends) He found out about abortion greeting cards and thinks the cards should be for the fetuses and not a women who just had an abortion.

He says the "Sacrament of Liberalism" is what abortion is.

He thinks the father should get a card to and here is one of their examples.

"I'm off to stem-cell research, you're off the hook."

[Norquist Nemesis]

12. Dear Sweet Mother

Sincerist regrets that the burden you bore
Is now the leader of hate-mongering whores

You nurtured this Beast with love and attention
But he chose the wrong path and needs intervention

The choice that you made, no one could have predicted
That hearts and minds would be so profoundly afflicted

What kind of love was it, Dear Sweet Mother
That something's also awry with the like-minded brother

[ComerPerro]

13. what rhymes with "beastiality"?

[frankly_fedup2]

17. criminality(?). Here is a site that might help you out a bit.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/news/limbaugh/

[lectrobyte]

15. I can't think of anything on abortion, but maybe I can riff off of his gay solicitation bust.

The DJ Jeff Christie, at his own device
had carefully negotiated the price
But from his station he was fired
When the "friend" he had hired
Turned out to be undercover vice

[frankly_fedup2]

19. Good Idea. We could do a whole lot of sympathy cards to limpballs.

One person stated to send him a sympathy card on the anniversary of his drug bust. Also, a card on his racisim. A card about his firing due to his racism. His sexism. The rumours of him and young girls. Of course, the Viagra. The OxyContin. All of his little scandals that he was not punished for. Any ideas are great.

Remember what you put down I'm sending to him. If you don't want it sent to him, just post it on your sympathy card for whatever.

This is too much fun today. (I have no life)

[shain from kane]

20. Having never had a Rush child, Rush has wasted every single Rush sperm that

God, in His wisdom, has granted him. Unless he has saved his precious bodily fluids to reproduce an endless supply of big-mouthed radio hosts in a depository in the Dominican Republic, using Viagra to prime the pump, so to speak, to follow him. (Can't have too much competition, even with himself.) Otherwise, he is guilty of onanism, which, of course, is not beyond the realm of possibility, because he spends most of his time amuseing himself, anyways.

[rebel with a cause]

21. This is lame and not about abortion but

I tried.

Over 3000 dead in an unnecessary war
Caused by bush and cheney and nothing more
3000 dead and 20,000 more young set to go
But you salute and taunt us because we worry so

People are arrested for smoking a joint,
You rant and rave, your finger you point
At the poor addicts and call them moral decay
While you paid your maid for your fix of the day.

The GOP profits from you and your words said
They make you their go to guy, their talking head
But the people you hurt are baffled by your hate
And wonder why your mother was allowed to mate.

Why did your mother go through the pain
To have a child with only half a brain
Didn’t she know the good she could fulfill
For all the world if she had just taken the pill.

[frankly_fedup2]

23. Thanks Rebel. I think it's great. Once I type my email and post

the little poems I'm going to send him, I'll post it all here first. Yours will be one of the first . . . it's great.