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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:03 PM
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401K INVESTMENT STRATEGY
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
:beer:
:toast: :bounce:
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:05 PM
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1. Damn, that makes a lot of sense
I've gotta stock up on some beer! :D

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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:24 PM
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2. But can you "Write Off" the peanuts and pretzels
thats all I need to know
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:27 PM
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3. Business expenses
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:52 PM
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4. AIG: Alcohol Investment Group
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:53 PM
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5. If they had invested in Beer it would have been a better return
on investment
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:59 PM
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Cindy McCain: case in point.
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 08:03 PM
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8. Does she rate a 24 pack or just a 12 pack
we all know its "Light Beer"
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:59 PM
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6. Cindy McCain: case in point.
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 08:01 PM
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7. I'll drink to that!
:toast:
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 08:27 PM
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9. Budweiser went from 47 to 67 last year.
I'll drink to that!
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 08:41 PM
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10. the deposit is 21.4% of the total price of beer?
:shrug:
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