Chuck Norris's says his #1 desire is to strangle Congressmen;endorses McCain

[Algorem]

http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/09/black_belt_patriot_norris_tell.html#more

September 29, 2008 08:39AM

KENT -- If Chuck Norris were granted one wish, he would walk through Congress with Ron Paul and watch as Paul, the Republican representative from Texas, pointed out corrupt politicians.

One by one, Norris would grab each crooked congressman and choke him unconscious.

"I keep sticking them in a pile, piling them up," said the martial arts star, who, at 68, looks as young and buff as in his "Walker, Texas Ranger" glory days. "The ones that are honest, they stay."...


He's a big fan of Paul, and also former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. He endorses Sen. John McCain for president, since he figures McCain will bring Paul into the administration...

[Selatius]

1. What if Ron Paul pointed out McCain as one of the corrupt ones???

There goes Norris' choice at the ballot box!

[YOY]

2. Walker, Texas Fundie...

Needs to get the f*** out of my college town. His kind ain't welcome here.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. And that, boys and girls...

Completely redefines the word "jerkoff".

[dbonds]

4. Walker, Texas Ranger was his glory days? That doesn't say much.

What a horrible show.

[immoderate]

6. That's because your looking for a plot. First, it's a business.

No one with so little talent has parlayed as great an annuity as Walker. It runs endlessly on cable and Norris owns it.

You can count on at least three or four well choreographed kick boxing sequences per episode, with some cowboy type schmaltz connecting them. It is a masterpiece of exploitation. It will run forever.

--IMM

[Cheap_Trick]

5. What a psychotic sack of shit

and a lousy actor as well......

Walker, Texas Douchebag

[Algorem]

7. the capitol police better bring their nunchucks and throwing stars and all that

i don't remember him supporting ron paul in primary.what happened?

[kenny blankenship]

8. Great. Now we have virtual celebrity endorsements of dictatorhsip...

Here at DU we are probably all together in thinking of the banking panic / bailout controversy as an ECONOMIC crisis or a "financial matter." Those of us for the bailout and those of us against it are pretty much on the same page in a way, joined together in regarding about it as a pocketbook issue...

There are others, and John Sidney McCain, may be one of them, who are undoubtedly thinking of it as a MILITARY crisis or a "national security matter". The supremacy of the U.S. in the world as the lone superpower is at stake. Given their background they will tend to see an event this momentous as a threat to the stability and continuity of the state they have served in uniform.

The more unhinged this country becomes economically the more it will tend to deviate from what you would recognize as legitimate civilian government. But what about the Constitution you ask? The Constitution was declared an invalid and confined to bed rest during the 8 yrs of Bush's War of Terrorism. Anything can happen, since people have been made accustomed to anything happening. It has already been proven that the people don't know the fucking difference between legitimate Constiutional govt. and its absence.

Think 700 billion dollar bailouts to Wall St. are the worst that "disaster capitalism" can throw at you? That was them being NICE about things.

[Bluebear]

9. Psychopath!

[TransitJohn]

10. Chuck Norris doesn't thoughtfully consider what's happenning

...he lashes out with violent invective.

[gratuitous]

11. I remember a time when contemplating mass murder was a crime

I mean, someone who publicly stated that he wanted to kill several congressman should surely be brought to the attention of Homeland Security, doncha think? Or am I taking my shoes off at the airport for nothing?

[Poiuyt]

12. Glenn Beck talked about how much he wanted to strangle Michael Moore to death

Where does all this hate come from?

[codjh9]

13. Chuck Norris: Another Graduate of the Ted Nugent School of Stupidity

[Raine]

14. Gee and I thought Norris claimed that McINSANE

was too old to be prez, for some reason he changed his mind. :silly:

[magellan]

15. Chuck Norris is a pitifully bad actor, a blowhard and an ignorant chump

That is all.

[David Zephyr]

16. Chuck Norris lisps and is a joke in Hollywood.

This right-wing "he-man" is really a heterosexual sissy.

[bullwinkle428]

17. Um, didn't Ron Paul just have press conference urging Americans to vote third-party?

Doesn't exactly sound like a ringing endorsement for McCain...