Dennis Miller On Faux (you have to see it to believe it)

[brettdale]

www.foxnews.com

Click on the video to the right.

I cant believe he can whore himself up so much, that was terrible.

He spent the first part talking about Faux news itself.

Basically he called the critics of Faux news on the web, like "Girls gone wild"

Be careful not to puke on your keyboard though.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Is he _still_ trying to paint himself as relevant?

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. He is long past being relevant, yet he hasn't caught on to that.

:shrug:

[IChing]

2. sorry I would rather masturbate with sandpaper tonight

maybe tomorrow.

[EST]

4. Masturbate...with sand....!

Ow, the pictures! The puns!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. I recommend...

Rasping Files.

Ooo...innnnn-tense. ;-)

[Atman]

3. I want five minutes of my life back

I couldn't even finish watching it. Once O'Lielly and Dennis started blowing each other between spouting about how much Bush loves the poor immigrants, my head started pounded. Two douchebags who love themselves so much they can't hear anything but their own voices blather.

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[HCE SuiGeneris]

5. That was unfair to use

up all those knee-pads in one 5 minute sitting.

[Initech]

6. I think I'd rather watch cats eat their own shit.

Dennis Miller, man, you want to talk about a guy who's an empty suit... :puke:

[gulfcoastliberal]

7. He's a lame male version of Malkin or Coulter.

At least he's where he belongs - on Faux with the other repuke propagandists.

[AlCzervik]

9. has he been promoted to O'Reilly or is that a demotion?

he should leave the witty repartee to the witty.

[Atman]

10. Did you hear where they were promoting his big Vegas show?

The Orleans Hotel.

I was just in Las Vegas about six weeks ago...The Orleans? It's a mile off the strip. BWHAHAHA! Even CARROT TOP was on every billboard when I was there, playing sold out shows at The Luxor. Dennis Miller is relegated to b-clubs out in the sticks. How's that career doin' Dennis? From your own HBO show to playing second-fiddle to Bill O'Lielly and a room full of people suckered into time share presentations.


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[IChing]

12. The Orleans Hotel? You are kidding?

Now that is a real joke from Dennis.......Ha,Ha Ha,Ha,Ha

"The Orleans Hotel Casino, in Las Vegas, is a 2-and-one-half star budget resort "

http://www.openlist.com/hotels-view-orleans_hotel_casino.htm

[AlCzervik]

13. i'm going to las vegas in April, i'll be at the aladdin. I have never heard of the Orleans

i'll be looking it up when i get there.

[DefenseLawyer]

24. His next stop is Laughlin

sharing a billing at the Howard Johnson's with Larry Storch and the sound effects guy from the Police Academy movies.

[Atman]

25. Larry Storch! OMG!

:rofl:

I haven't heard THAT name in years! Perfect! I loved F-Troop, though...I don't think Dennis could even make the cut for that./i]

[devilgrrl]

27. Larry Storch is a good man...

and most definitely a progressive. What an insult to lump him in with a assclown like Dennis Miller. :thumbsdown:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. Oh, come on he's the king of refences. He'll say something like

"Howard Dean makes Baudelair look like Charlemagne". Now that's comedy gold.

[AlCzervik]

14. yes he's just to hip for the room and the little people.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

30. You know, wouldn't most of his jokes go right over his audience's heads?

Did I say audience? I meant the 6 or 7 people that still think he's a comedian.

[Poll_Blind]

15. LOL! Too true. And, as always, yer handle rocks! n/t

PB

[ComerPerro]

16. that was pretty pathetic. completely pathetic and sad. a once great social commentator

[XOKCowboy]

20. Are you sure you want to go that far?

Great social commentator? Commentator yes. Never great.

[ComerPerro]

21. well, thats how he was seen by many. now, though, no one even cares he is alive

[Atman]

33. I really enjoyed his old show, before he switched to the dark side.

His rants were very funny, and his "captions" for the latest news photos were hysterical. I just don't know what happened to the guy, how he could have turned 180 degrees like that. Was it just schtick then, or is it just schtick now? He clearly just whores for a paycheck. I don't think he knows what he believes, "please, just sign my paycheck."

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[ComerPerro]

17. hey, apparently we are all invited on The Factor

because, according to Billo, anyone who has a problem with The Factor has an invitation to come on and talk about it.

[symbolman]

18. It's really hard to smell the whiff of desperation

with all that semen flying around, coating the room.. like a chimp house, throwing shit everywhere :)

FOX IS SCARED, they've become Irrelevant, and if Edwards and the rest of the DEMS say FUCK YOU and refuse to be codependents with these Wife Beaters, then FOX will DIE..

Miller and O'Reilly are the guys in the circle jerk who don't realise that while the lights are out, and there's 100 bucks sitting in the middle in a hat, everyone ELSE is simply smacking their fists into the other palm.. and NOW that the LIghts are blazing, Dennis Miller is Turning JAPANESE to the delight of the rest of the Smart People, like the DEMS who refuse to Join this abomination :)

And let's not get started on Falafels :)

REally, they are shitting their pants, cancelling that debate was the shot across their Bow, and they may be realizing they are actually in a ROWBOAT and NOT in the SS FOX Titanic, rearranging the deck chairs :)

Miller doing the Orleans? What's next, Malls?

BWHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[IChing]

19. LOL

BWHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Great rant.

[symbolman]

22. Thanks!

I thought it might be a little short on taste, but man, it can't get much farther from that, from what I saw of this clip..

BILL is ready to debate anyone with RESPECT? I've been on his show before, and he's lucky I wasn't across the table from him, it's damned easy to grab a tie and yo yo a guys head on a table before anyone knows what's going on :)

I've got arthritis of the spine, but I could take that sissy any day of the week..

At least the Band, The Circle Jerks, had merit :)

[mwb970]

26. Sorry, I'm not interested.

Miller is a total waste of time.

[a kennedy]

28. I caught it running through the channels......

I honestly thought they were going to embrace and kiss at the end of that love fest. :puke: :puke: :puke:

[madokie]

29. never liked dennis miller and won't watch him on purpose

and yes he is a 'heur' :-)

[edhopper]

31. It's not about his Faux News audience.

He makes the real dough in speaking engagements to big business groups. Faux just gives him the credentials to get the big speaking fees.
Why do you think John Stossel went from consumer advocate to right wing shill?

[TwilightGardener]

32. I remember watching Dennis Miller when I was a kid, growing up

in Pittsburgh, where he's from. He used to host a Saturday morning kiddie show called Punchline. That would now be considered a step up from where he is today, I suppose!