I think we should impeach and indict Alberto

[leftofthedial]

and then torture him until he confesses all:

1. the bush cabal stole the 2000 election
2. the bush cabal MIHOPed 9-11
3. the bush cabal knowingly lied us into war
4. the bush cabal has siphoned trillions of dollars out of the US treasury into private hands
5. the bush cabal ritualistically has killed hundreds of thousands of innocent kittens
6. the bush cabal murdered Elvis

etc., etc.


Then we nail Cheney.

[BuyingThyme]

1. Okay.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I think torture would be justified...

until he tells us where that ticking time bomb is.

[Iwasthere]

4. What ticking time bomb?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. The one that Gonzales knows about.

[guitar man]

3. tar and feathers

I'm tellin' you, tar and feathers, and run his ass out on a rail. It's about time we bring that grand old tradition back! ;)