Let's no longer call them the 'christian' Right, but the "Focus on between your legs" movement

[ck4829]

Special thanks to Firespirit


"We have observed that Cizik and others are using the global warming controversy to shift the emphasis away from the great moral issues of our time, notably the sanctity of human life, the integrity of marriage and the teaching of sexual abstinence and morality to our children," said the letter, which was signed by prominent religious conservatives such as James Dobson, Don Wildmon, Paul Weyrich and Gary Bauer.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=418592&mesg_id=418592

OK, so:

Gary Bauer's Coalition for Working Families is now the Coalition for getting in between your Legs
Focus on the Family is now Focus on between your Legs
The Christian Coalition is now the Checking between your Legs Coalition
The American Family Association is now the Getting inside America's Legs Association
Add more to the list please

It'd be really funny to see this as an idea spread through the Internet(s) and people replacing names like that everywhere with something regarding "between your legs". Maybe we can google bomb them :evilgrin:.

[BOSSHOG]

1. Yeah that sexual abstinence thing is really working out

get lil christian boys and girls to swear they won't fuck then they run off and have sex like porn stars but look mommy and daddy in the eye, yeah I'm a virgin. No sex for me, nosirreee ... And its actually sanctity of the fetus james. You and your kind don't give a fuck about people after they are born especially those dying for bush's lies and the ole integrity of marriage kinda bites the dust with all the good christians in this country maintaining an awesome divorce rate. I guess one could say you are a failure james. I think we are much better off if you don't add global warming to your to do list.

[kestrel91316]

2. It should be Focus on the Crotch rather than Focus on the Family.

Just my opinion.

Or maybe Focus on the Panties.

[TahitiNut]

3. "Focus On Our Genitals"?

Classier. :shrug:

[RC]

4. What's classy about these Focus on Other People Sex Lives groups?

[TahitiNut]

6. R.I.F.

:shrug:

[glitch]

7. Crotchian Right? nt

[Kurovski]

8. Crotch Grubbers? Pubis Czars?

Repressive Tyrants? Schmucks?

[Jacobin]

5. My Favorite Bumper Sticker of All Time

"FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY"

:rofl: