Mean Jean Schmidt (R-OH) had a bad day............poor thing...

[RedEarth]

A bad day for Jean Schmidt.



Today on the Hill, Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH) was seen “making a spectacle of herself when the unlucky lawmaker slipped and fell in what we’re told was vomit, in a bathroom in Cannon … ‘She made THE biggest scene in the hallway,’ says a staffer who escaped the, um, regurgitation. ‘It’s literally all down her back.’”

FLASHBACK:

The Ohio congresswoman who called Jack Murtha a “coward” says she “got a round of applause at a recent closed-door meeting” of House conservatives. She’s also received marriage proposals: “It’s amazing. There have been three marriage proposals and lots of dates. They think I’m a hottie,” she said.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/03/15/a-bad-day-for-jean-schmidt/

[napi21]

1. I'd almost like a pic to be posted on YouTube, but then...I don't really

want to see THAT! Yakkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

[ThomCat]

2. I won't laugh at her misfortune, but

I won't feel bad for her eihter. x(

[Supersedeas]

24. Karma

[DemKR]

3. Danny and the rest of America, AAAAAAAAND THE WORLD

l.o.l.??? I don't wanna laugh, I really don't want to.

[Malikshah]

4. What a good waste of vomit. I mean really!?!

Isn't anyone thinking of the vomit? :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[madokie]

5. 'They think I’m a hottie,” she said.' You're shitting me too

geeeze louiseee

[A Simple Game]

26. I'll bet they also expect you to pay for the date

and to... well let's just say pretend you are one of Newt's dates when he isn't "cheating on" his wife. Remember it's not sex if you are a Republican.

[AndyA]

6. Hopefully, tomorrow, if there's a God, she'll have an encore:

A raging yeast infection and turbo diarrhea!

It's better than the bitch deserves.

Puke all over her back? Lots of people have wanted to do that for years!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[dkofos]

7. That stupid bitch deserves more bad days.

I would still be laughing if I had seen it for real.

[monmouth]

8. I hope this thread makes the "Duzies".....I'm choking here...n/t

[6000eliot]

9. The flashback makes me sicker than the vomit!

[Parche]

10. Jean

So vomit slipped in some vomit!!!! :rofl:

[Quiet_Dem_Mom]

11. Schmidt was heard to say, "I'M MELTING.....I'M MELTing..."

And speaking of vomit, "they think I'm a hottie" ? ? ?

:puke:

QDM

[ComerPerro]

12. republicans and conservatives are sexually aroused by anything that spews hatred and bigotry

Barbara Bush, Ann Coulter, Jean Schmidt, Condi Rice.

Horrible women, foul and disgusting, but conservatives call them "hotties".

I'll spare you the pictures.

[Kurovski]

13. For many Right-wing men romance includes dripping candle wax, dozens of clothespins,

and disparaging references to their petite, rubbery weenies.

Those gals are just the delivery system needed.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

31. I thank you for the visual.

My diet is safe today.

[Kurovski]

32. Just call me Dr. K.

[Kurovski]

46. Or maybe "Special K".

[lpbk2713]

27. How in the world could anyone possibly ....

leave Katherine Harris off a list of foul, disgusting, horrible conservative women?

An oversight I'm sure. :eyes:

[southerncrone]

14. So, SHE thinks they think she's a hottie...... Hummmmmm

Illusions of grandeur!

In denial about her attractiveness, too.

[mod mom]

15. We don't call her a rePUKE for nothing.

[hlthe2b]

16. Ohh? Did a house fall on her?

Get the ruby slippers, quick, Dorothy!

[jdadd]

17. Vomit?

Why am I having visions of something from the exorcist? Could this have been mean Jean's moment of head rotating,vomit spewing? Maybe it was her own vomit....Hottie....Thats enough to make me want to hurl....:puke:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

21. yeah, that hottie bizness . . . takes the cake in the delusion dept.

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

(Marriage proposals???)

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Kurovski]

37. Marriage proposal #1:

DeEr Jeean,

plez wont yu think too mary me? i livein a nyce howse i bult mysef. dont worree that we wont ever hav no fud beecuz thar ar so manee skwirels heer ware i live that we kan eet.

i lov yu Jeean!!!!!!11!

Ps. pleez find in heer a hansum pichr of me in my longjons.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

38. Listen, Kurovski . . .

. . . I've told ya time and time again--you've got to set yer sights HIGH when ya commence to go a-sparkin'!

Yer a better man than to go slidin' around in yer longjons after that warty ole toadstress!

:silly:

[Kurovski]

39. i werks with what the good lord dun gimme.

asides, the FB and I told me ta stop sendeeng lAura Bush the nice notes i kept givin her.

i don want no more broke heart spells like that in my lyfe.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

40. Well, I reckon if it must be it must be . . .

I'll pick ya out some nice iron fireplace tools for th' weddin'.

That way when she says, "C'mon and poke me!" you'll be armed . . .

[Kurovski]

41. well...ok...but,

kan u get me a farplace first?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

42. !

:rofl:

You win.

(Here we have a DUzy, and damned if it isn't on a lost thread! Just the luck of a coupla hilljacks . . .)

[Kurovski]

43. Gud. We kan instal the farplace

in the south crate.

i no i kan mak Jeean so hapee.

[ShortnFiery]

18. Yes, that projectile vomit is a bitch!

:rofl:

[mod mom]

19. Results 1 - 10 of about 80,200 for Jean Schmidt + vomit. nt.

[countingbluecars]

20. I guess she's not too bright.

You are supposed to walk around vomit-not through it.

[KamaAina]

22. And just why was there vomit on the floor of a House office building?

Either Hookergate II had just concluded, OR Mean Jean took the paper bag off her head before she was all the way inside the stall and some luckless staffer caught a glimpse of her and :puke: d her guts out, seconds before she was forever turned to stone.

[WI_DEM]

23. sorry, but this is about the funniest thing I've heard today!!!

Mean Jean falling down in somebody's puke!! :rofl:

[damntexdem]

25. Ooh, baby, smear that hot vomit down my back.

An appropriate perfume for Schmidt, I would say.

[mdmc]

28. I thought the dlc defeated her last year

who has the 411 on that campaign?

[Bucky]

29. I'm getting aroused just thinking about Jean Schmidt and Condi Rice vomit wresting in elephant suits

GRrroowwllll...!!

[Hubert Flottz]

30. If I'd been there I'd have given her a 9.5 on her floor exercise

and I'd have deducted half a point, for her funky dismount and landing.

Edit...Sounds like Jean may have been set up for a drive by barffing by none other than Khalid Shaikh Mohammed!

[tnlefty]

34. You crack me up!

LOL! and thanks! :hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

45. Mean Jean proved one thing with her trip to the crapper yesterday

...There are other things that are almost as bad as thin ice to skate on!

[Obamarama]

33. ROFLMAO....this post made my day.

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving target.

[City Lights]

35. Most people smell it far enough in advance to navigate around it.

Others just land in it. Oh well. :nopity:

[rec_report]

36. Schmidt (R) is heinous. I wonder if her despicable visage led...

to her becoming a Nazi?

[Oilwellian]

44. She wore the same shirt when she went after Murtha

How fitting she busted her ass on vomit. There IS a God. Let's all start singing Stevie Wonder's greatest hit "Isn't She Lovely." A one and a two and a.......



Swampy, we need a new photo of Schmidt vomit.