"A grotesquely corpulent, politically sociopathic parasite who destroys all government he touches."

[Poiuyt]

Cliff's Corner:

Karl Rove must go to prison. No not country-club Republican I-ripped-off-your-grandma-with-junk-bonds prison where he can join the Dartmouth or Princeton rowing squad and walk by a state of the art outdoor weight-lifting facility his two-seats-on-Southwest ass would never even think about using.

I mean real prison. Like the kind you go to if you're caught in Kuala Lumpur with Rush's medicine bag.

Once again, I just can't abide by these Johnny-come-way-too-latelys who now realize George W. Bush is challenged by My Pet Goat and "The Google," Dick Cheney's an evil right-wing assclown and Karl Rove is, to quote a not so bright man, "a grotesquely corpulent, politically sociopathic parasite who destroys all government he touches."

He most closely resembles a locust, devouring his surroundings, only to move on to a new destination after all is destroyed (see the Texas political system).

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This man is an adult diaper worn by an astronaut for a nine-hour, homicidal road trip. Kaiser Sose on a KFC drip.

He must go to prison. For once in his pathetic self-hating life, fully investigate this piece of garbage--please.

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http://americablog.blogspot.com/2007/03/cliffs-corner_15.html

[PurpleChez]

1. I read the title of your post and KNEW it had to be about KKKarl

Bwah-hah-hah

[live love laugh]

6. I thought it was about KKKarl's boss, the boy king. n/t

[spiderpig]

14. I thought exactly the same thing!!!

(must bleach brain)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. I saw Midnight Express again on TV last night

I would almost feel sorry for Karl Rove if he had to spend 20 years in that kind of place. Almost.

[Sydnie]

5. Don't

He's be like the David Spade character in The Conehead movie ... he'd find a way to suck up to someone and run the place. Terminal smoozer, that's what he is.

[vickitulsa]

12. I've been there, and I don't think Karl would do well in prison.

I was even in the same sort of prison he'd probably end up in, if he ever were convicted and "sent up" -- minimum security. In the last facility I was in before release, there were men as well as women, too, so I didn't just see the "distaff side" of life on the Inside.

And I can tell ya's with a lot of confidence that Karl would NOT fare well in prison. I saw with my own eyes what happened to guys who were of "his type." The kind of tough con he'd need to enlist as an ally in order to get through it all safely would have nothing to do with such a revolting slimeball as Rove. They have too much self-respect!

And the plain fact is, the only thing that sleazeball would have going for him would be his ability to "pull strings" in order to get favors of some sort for a protector as well as himself; yet the simple fact that he WAS IN PRISON would be proof positive that the creep no longer had any influence to speak of.

He would be a pariah, shunned by all except those who might make "sport" of him. If he got on his high horse or tried to talk down to his fellow inmates, he would be taken down a notch or two real fast. He would surely sweat so much from constant anxiety that he'd probably lose weight in record time!

Now, I don't like the fact that our prison system is so shitty that rapes and beatings of inmates are rampant there -- that does not speak well at all for America or Americans and our culture. People who say all those Inside deserve whatever vile things happen to them there are not only showing their meanest side, they are forgetting entirely that many if not most of those in prison in this country are there for a marijuana "offense!" (As I was.)

And I can also assure you that there are plenty of people Inside, estimated by at least one respectable attorney who has studied the issue to be between 3 and 5 percent, who are in fact innocent of all the charges they were convicted on.

We should be aware enough of how our own "criminal justice" system works to recognize that this is true. It's a racket -- even moreso now that it's being privatized. Or as my caseworker once said, "You only see poor people in here." I suspect the number of innocent people in prison could be even higher than five percent.

BUT... that said ... I would celebrate mightily on the day I heard Karl Rove was going to do some real time in prison!! He would NOT find it a pleasant place at all, nosirree, I don't think he would. The fear alone that he would feel just before he went behind the walls for the first time would probably leave him crapping all over himself....

Not a nice image, but still, it's only a smidgeon of what such an evil piece of humanity deserves. He has promoted FEAR among the American people for so long ... it's time he gets a little taste of real fear himself!

[Maddy McCall]

3. K/R

:thumbsup:

[Prophet 451]

4. Greatest insult EVAR!

Personally, I'd like to see Karl hang. Some monsters should not walk upon the earth. Failing that, I'll settle for, let's say, twenty years in San Quintin.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

7. No, San Quentin's too good for him..

I'd love to see him locked away in the Federal prison in Colorado in solitary confinement for the rest of his life, with absolutely no chance of parole.

[jgraz]

11. Strap him naked to a flat bed truck

and haul his fat ass around to every city in the US for the rest of his pathetic life.

[juno jones]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Thank you, this week has made me uncharacteristicaly intense. I need the sicksicksick humor! Yeah Rove should go to Quentin. He'll probably make out like a house on fire with Charlie Manson...as long as he leaves Manson's guitar alone...

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Hey, I guessed it right!

[WFF]

10. What an unscrupulous bastard!

More from the same article:

A spate of books came out on this amoral anthropoid before he became a household name in 2000, and all you had to do was observe his past patterns to know this would happen. A candidate he was working for who was running for Governor of Texas magically found a "listening device" in his office the day before a big debate.

Right before the first Bush/Gore debate in 2000, a tape of Bush's "performance" arrives at Gore HQ in the mail, so that's all the press was talking about while George W. Bush was mixing up pronouns and screwing up multisyllabic foreign leaders' names. Surely, coincidence.

If you read Boy Genius for example, you will find that the way Rove beat Democrats in Texas was by politicizing the FBI (Sid Blumenthal has more on this in a new column), and using those partial to his candidates and his blow...I mean politics, to start high-profile investigations of Democratic officeholders right before elections.

So why would it be a shock that his fingerprints are all over the Justice Department politicization scandal, which occurred, of course, right before the 2006 election. And, of course, the buildup to Iraq, right before the 2002 cycle, was completely out of character for Rove. As was outing an undercover agent.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2007/03/cliffs-corner_15.html

[riverdeep]

13. Unfortunately, the chances of him winding up

in prison are slim, and the chances of him winding up in a 'real' prison
are even slimmer. We don't take white collar crime that seriously.

I'm feeling conflicted, I hate the practices that go on in prison that we accept because the prisoner's deserve it, but with him-I get such dark thoughts. The thing is, his whole life he's been getting away with it, it would be fitting if just once, there would be nowhere to run inside a five by ten cell with just him and a gang member looking to make a name for himself.

[yellerpup]

15. I still wanta know who Guckert was visiting at the WH and how many times.

We would know if he'd been visiting Clinton. Why can't we know if he was visiting KKKarl? (We had no problem finding out the same information about Monica.) Why, they'll be throwing flowers at him when he walks into the yard!

[Uncle Joe]

16. Excellent dead on description of Rove

Kicked and recommended