P Zahn is softening Glenn Beck on Cooper

[TomInTib]

Crying about drinking and so forth.

Snot dripping off his fucking lip while he cries and talks about meeting his wife.

G Beck...

He is just another one of us, right?

Fuck him.

Yeah, Beck, I am an alcoholic (badge proudly worn - still drinking) and I met my sweetheart in a bar.

Want to take it out back?

[Kurovski]

1. She should take one of those aluminum meat pounders to him.

That'll soften him up good and proper.

[AlCzervik]

2. lol!!!

oh lordy that made me laugh.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. he's in rare form tonight.

(don't encourage him.) ;)

[Kurovski]

4. i luvs Jeean!!1!!

i don keer hoo noz it!!!!!!!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. !!!

I'm gwine to come down to yer neck of the woods and try to talk some sense into you, Couzin K!

That mean ole woman done put a spell on yer hide!

Yer ma will whup you good if you start sparkin' with any of them Deep Elem wimmens!

[Kurovski]

6. yall kan whup my hinders ,

but cha kant whup ma hart!

im fit ta cry, cuzin Cat. dont u do me rong now.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. i kin see yer pinin' away . . .

. . . so i'll leave ya be. yer a man of constant sorrow.

(ma always said yer side of the family was addlepated . . .)

[Kurovski]

8. wel, its time ta turn in.

ma bunk of leeves and oatstraw cals ta me.

time ta say ma prayers ta lord Jesus that he breeng hottey miss Jeean Schnitt an me tagethar in wholy non-gay matrimoany.

nite cuz.

don steel no more thrayds whilst im gone...