BREAKING: WH Raises Terror Alert to Red - Attacks Imminent

[NewJeffCT]

just kidding... I hope they wouldn't do that to get Valerie Plame's face off of TV.

[TerdlowSmedley]

1. But would anyone be surprised?

[Orrex]

2. Hmm...

:popcorn:

[LSK]

3. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=424230&mesg_id=424230

:hi:

[madokie]

4. you owe me a trackball, I just broke mine

oh, looks like it might'ved caught up with my finger

[Demit]

5. hilarious. you should go on the road with your comedy act.

[slampoet]

12. Yes on the road far away somwhere.

[SusanaMontana41]

6. Funny.

n/t

[The Cleaner]

7. Maybe the next scandal will expose these tactics.

Remember just DAYS before the 2004 election, who conveniently appeared on our TV screens to remind us of the terror threat but one Osama Bin Laden. AAhhhhh.,..hold on...

Think about it. During the 2004 election, who was it that was creating phoney defense companies and funneling some $750 mil back to the Republican party for Bush's re-election? It was Brent Wilkes, Duke Cunningham and company - the Repubs on the Appropriations committee. The VERY SAME GUYS who were being investigated by the CA Attorney General - BEFORE the CA Attorney General was FIRED!!

Get it? Increase terror threat = more $$$ to those phoney defense contractors = that money went RIGHT BACK INTO REPUBLICAN COFFERS to RE-ELECT THE PRESIDENT.

:wow:

As for the misleading title of this thread (although admittedly it was an obvious prank):
:spank:

[NewJeffCT]

8. I believe the CIA later confirmed

that the bin Laden tape was clearly meant to help Bush.

[The Cleaner]

10. That's right, because it would help OBL too...I remember that + read my amended post above.

A little light bulb just went off in my head....

:think:

[Virginia Dare]

13. You know, you have a very good point there...

these events really aren't separate at all, they are all just tentacles on the giant octopus of scandals that is the Bush Administration.

[gatorboy]

9. Oh, I'd say the attack is on.

With everything in the news right now, Bush probably feels a little bit like Custer at the moment.

[Virginia Dare]

11. The attacks never stopped..

it started with the stolen election in 2000, and just went from there.