Fort Pub surrounded and being shelled 24/7 by Treb Units using Pig Shit Ammo

[opihimoimoi]

BushCo has somehow done it....Look stupid, look weak, look like a Loser...

His Damage Control peeps are so over worked...many want out...Prozac bills escalating....spin peeps going bonkers..

Calvary rescue not forth coming....the Pubs must weather it out...hang tough....but its obvious the shelling is taking its toll....only 29% of his troops remain.....

Its backs to the Wall Time...the White House is trying everything in its power to sustain its grip on the Nation...but...the outlook is dim/grim...almost dismal....

Soon, they be hoisting the white flag and negotiating for terms

[LSparkle]

1. Calvary is probably more their speed than cavalry ...

:evilgrin:

[Webster Green]

3. Haw!

Read my sig line..

The bigger they are.......etc...etc...:rofl: :patriot:

[opihimoimoi]

4. God is Not gonna come to save their asses...the real cavalry is stuck in Baghdad

[CJCRANE]

2. Time to bring out the big guns.

Looks like the Dems are finally using some of that powder they've been keeping dry.

[opihimoimoi]

5. The Dems got so much powder...its a prob to keep all of it dry...

Treb Unit Model #243.7

Huge....fires 576 ton shells...devastating effect for 1000 feet from impact point...Fort Pub looks like Fort Desolation...

[Hubert Flottz]

7. You need anti aircrap loads for chickenhawk treb projectiles and fill

them with fresh foo shit from the dreaded South American Foo Bird. It stinks AWFUL for a half life of 3454321897890999 years and if you wash it off you meet a horrible painful end, or so I'm told.

If the Foo shits wear it, they say down there!

[opihimoimoi]

9. Is that the FOO Bird ??? The one with 80feet wing spread? Shit weighs 45 lbs?

They got FOO FARMS over in Calif...near Barstow....tons of FOO Shit available...gatta use UPS and FEDEX to handle the vol...

Gimme a vector....

[Hubert Flottz]

10. The Story of the Fabulous Foo Bird

Three explorers had arrived in Africa to explore territory that had never been seen by Europeans before. Immediately upon arrival, they enlisted the services of a native to translate for them and another native to act as a guide. After a few days, they had organized their supplies and secured trhe services of porters. They were ready at last!

Off they went into the jungle! They had a few days of travel before they got to the area they wished to explore. The travel went smoothly and uneventfully.

The day dawned when they began to travel into the unknown jungle. After a few hours travel, their guide got very excited upon seeing something on the ground. The three explorers and their translator hurried over to see what was the matter. The translator explained, "He says that this is the mark of the Fabulous Foo Bird! They are very rarely seen! They are very lucky!"

The explorers chuckled to themselves at the natives' superstitions and the safari moved on. After awhile, they heard a horrible squawking from the air above them. As they looked up to see what it was, the sun was briefly hidden as an enormous bird flew overhead. As they were staring, there was a loud squelching sound, followed by cries of disgust from the senior explorer. The other turned to see that he was covered with bird poop. The guide got even more excited when he saw this and began gesturing frantically at the explorer. The translator said, "That was the Fabulous Foo Bird! He says you must not wipe this off! If you leave it on and do not wash it off, you will receive untold wealth and fortune. But he says if you wipe it off, you will die horribly!"...READ MORE HERE>>>>

http://www.heggen.net/entertainment/shaggy_dogs/FooBird.htm

Some folks were not as lucky as the lad in this story!

I'll see if the guys with the big BROWN ships can haul a tanker load of thinn thinn thinn Foo-Doo-Doo Right away, try and hang on!

[Swamp Rat]

11. Nose-burning, eye-watering, densely packed poo right here:

[Warpy]

6. If you're going to use a trebouchet

at least use elephant shit. Pig shit is such a waste.

Plus, elephant shit is so much more apropos.

[opihimoimoi]

8. LOL, A slendid suggestion....

All Treb Unit Leaders: Switch to Elephant Shit ASAP....Fire for effect....