They All Suck - Repub candidates for 08...from Redstate.com!

[Poiuyt]

This from a right wing web site:

They All Suck
Where's Our Obama? Must We Launch A Global Search?

They all suck. Let's just admit it. Every one of the thus far announced Republican candidates for President sucks. From the lecherous adulterer to the egomaniacal nut job to the flip-flopping opportunist with the perfect hair to the guy who hates brown people to the guy we've never heard of to the guy who has a better chance of getting hit by a meteor while being consumed by a blue whale being struck by lightening.

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But who would be our Ronald Reagan, or in current political vernacular, the Republican Barack Obama? Well, I don't expect him to appear on the Presidential scene by 2008. In fact, all things being equal, I expect no Republican will be elected President in 2008. But by 2010, I expect our Barack Obama -- one who actually has a compelling story *and* qualifications -- to rise onto the national scene from the Governor's Mansion in Louisiana, where Bobby Jindal will be in his second term.

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http://www.redstate.com/stories/elections/2008/they_all_suck

[CAG]

1. What.... Duncan Hunter and Sam Brilloback persona's don't excite

these people??

How about Newt?? He can really woo the women vote with his tactful way of ending marriages.

[Cabcere]

2. Yeah, and if

Jim Gilmore's still in the running, you'd think they'd be alllllll over his "no car tax" program that worked SO well for us in Virginia. :sarcasm:

[illinoisprogressive]

3. Cry all you want, Barack is ours!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. What, Denny Hastert and CryptKeeper McCain aren't good candidates? LOL

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Oh, dear lord...

In the comments, there are actually maniacs who are saying that Blackwell could run for president in a credible manner.

Lawdy...

[Warren DeMontague]

6. They need someone who's gonna come down in a big spandex suit with a polyester cross on it.

Screeching about how the sanctity of life demands that we outlaw the pill NOW, and if God hadn't been kicked out of the public schools the dollar would be performing much better against the yen. Someone with the rational clearheadedness of Gary Bauer, the raw animal magnetism of Bill Frist, the deep manly voice of Alan Keyes, and the leather-chafed ass of Rick Santorum. Where can he be?



I think I found him.

[Bucky]

7. Hey, someone help me out here....

Which one is the "lecherous adulterer"--Newt or Rudy? And even tougher... which one isn't an "egomaniacal nut job"?

[Renew Deal]

8. I agree, and our field is particularly strong.

The Dems have great choices in 2008. Especially if Gore jumps in.