Odds that Cheney's heart explodes like a baked potato before he leaves office?

[Buddyblazon]

I'm saying.....4 to 1.

Before his little tirade with Leslie...I would've put it at 8 to 1. Which is pretty high really. Those of us without heart conditions...our odds would be like 50,000 to 1.


I've got a steak dinner riding on it. I made the bet with my Republic Father in 2000 when Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Evil were stolen into office.

CMON BAKED POTATO!!!!

[tularetom]

1. Gettin better every day

[Lusted4]

27. Why not it worked so well for Kenny boy. nt

[Catshrink]

32. Then Dick can join Kenny

on an island somewhere. I'm cynical enough to wonder whether Kenny really died and instead is holed up in an island compound. Call it the BFEE Retirement Community.

[Lusted4]

35. Paraguay. nt

[saltpoint]

2. Right. And that was with Blitzer. Good thing for Cheney he wasn't

interviewed by Christianne Amanpour or Amy Goodman.

They'd scallop his taters right pronto.

[originalpckelly]

3. Dick Cheney doesn't blink. They did this bit on the Colbert report...

unlike like Nancy who blinks a little too much, Cheney never blinked. Dumbshit looked to blink at a normal rate.

[Buddyblazon]

4. I saw that....

does that up the odds...or lower them?

[originalpckelly]

20. I think that may suggest...

it already has and he's half-man half-machine.

There was a glitch in his software.

[Hubert Flottz]

29. He doesn't blink because he's so "Pumped Up" on free Viagra!

Skin is too tight to blink!

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. Stay away from those steak dinners & baked potatoes or you're

liable to wind up like dick!

[Buddyblazon]

7. Hey...I live in Colorado...

We love our beef here. Stock show still the biggest draw in Denver every year.

To go without steak, for me, life wouldn't be worth living.

Though I have several friends that are vegetarians and respect that as well (trying to put the kibosh on any flame fest ensuing from our vegetarian friends...love ya guys).

[Imagevision]

6. Cheney will only have heart issues if investigations cause heavy probs - enter Rice as VP.

[Bucky]

11. Not Rice.... McCain.

There's still a glass ceiling for a woman.

[FightingIrish]

8. You think this guy doesn't have spares?

[Bucky]

9. Okay, but if he *does* die in office, the odds are 1 in 4 that by the next week...

....he's in Tahiti sipping mai-tais with Ken Lay. It would be just so much like that Lex Luthor of a human being to fuck up the country and leave a helpless child like Dubya behind to take the rap.

[illinoisprogressive]

10. I saw this Title and laughed out loud. wonderful

[Buddyblazon]

12. It's not that I would wish death on anybody...

but a FREE steak dinner....at the NORTHWOODS INN....on Pops!

That > Cheney's Vader like life

[133724]

13. When he becomes a liability for BFEE.....

[Buddyblazon]

14. Well if that's the case...

then perhaps we should up the odds to 3 to 1.

[leftofthedial]

15. not nearly high enough

[Brian Woods]

16. do i hear a teakettle?

[Buddyblazon]

17. Actually...

that might be Cheney's aortic valve.

[Bonobo]

18. More like a rotten egg in a microwave.

[troubleinwinter]

19. Hey DICK, some sour cream, shredded cheddar and bacon on that tater for ya?

[Extend a Hand]

21. no way!

That evil bastard doesn't have a heart.

[GreenZoneLT]

22. Ha! Like Cheney has a heart.

He had that replaced with a nuclear-powered turbopump years ago. The supposed heart attacks he's had have just been cover for refueling and maintenance checks.

[SoCalDem]

23. Oooh I hope it "splodes" on Tim Russert's show.. Pure synergy

Potato-heart explodes on Potato-head Russert's show.. couldn't be better :)

Stand down..stat

[133724]

24. do you really think Mr. Potatoe Head will make it....

thanks pigeon er quail for the spelling lesson

[donheld]

25. Can a stone explode??

:shrug: Just asking

[Hawkowl]

26. Send him....

a gift box of sausage and cheese! Or maybe some crispy cremes! Show the V.P. you care by sending him a case of the finest cigars!

[acmavm]

28. You are such an optomist.

[Philosoraptor]

30. Butter & sour cream for me please.

[Swamp Rat]

37. add some cayenne pepper for me.

:9

[dogday]

31. Explodes or shrivels up into a dried out old raisen.... nt

[LeftHander]

33. Popped a nitro pill during SOTU....

And looked like he was ready to keel over...

[geardaddy]

38. I saw that!

[Ganja Ninja]

34. Dick Cheney has a heart?

Who knew?!! :shrug:

[Philosoraptor]

36. If you pierce it with a skewer it won't blow up.

[Lusted4]

39. You'll just bend a good skewer. nt