Here's your next assignment. Get creative & crazy:

[Jackpine Radical]

Develop "talking points" for a skit in which the right-wing Keelboat Veterans for Truth try to destroy Washington's military reputation and his chances for the Presidency.

Example: "Washington never threw a dollar across the Delaware. It was only a shilling."

[Kurovski]

1. He's a crazy tree-hugger.

Getting all guilty about chopping down one lousy tree. Wussy.

[Generic Brad]

2. Can you really trust a general?

Wouldn't you rather place your trust in a specialist?

[Drum]

3. "We could hardly consider him a brother Keelsman..."

"for it seemed apparent enough to us that he seemed consistently rather fond of being rowed about in the smaller and flatter boats. Perhaps the oarsmen have more to say about this?"

;)

[tridim]

4. He grew hemp..

Do you really believe he didn't smoke it too?

Druggie.

[countingbluecars]

5. Too French!

He was definitely too friendly with that French guy, Lafayette.

[ret5hd]

6. Don't you think that a man with wooden teeth...

speaks with a splintered tongue???

(i know i know)

[razors edge]

7. Washington always sided with the terrorists.

He actively pursued the overthrow of the government.

[MagickMuffin]

8. He didn't cherry pick intelligence to his advantage!

(so i'm new at this):rofl:

[Cirque du So-What]

9. *Some people say*

that General Washington developed a taste for human flesh during that terrible winter at Valley Forge. (borrowed from an excellent episode of Masters of Horror on Showtime.
http://www.houseofhorrors.com/crypt/pages/recent_reviews/article_1531.shtml

[WinkyDink]

10. Word is many lady-friends spent the night in the Lincoln Bedroom. Oh, wait.....

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. In My Best Coulter Voice: Washington Was So Gay. Did You See That Wig He Wears?