Suggestion for the Obama family in the WH. Purify the place

[texpatriot2004]

before moving in. Open the windows, let the fresh air in. Smudge the place. Exorcise it! Have it cleaned from top to bottom to rid the WH of the evil, menacing energy that has occupied the place since 2000.

And, God willing, remove those hideous fences that the Thief in Chief erected from the perimeter.

It's what I would do. Just an idea.

:patriot:

[nosillies]

1. Sage is a requirement.

They need to buy it in bulk.

[texpatriot2004]

4. That's what I was thinking too. nm

[Mz Pip]

2. Burn a lot of sage.

That's supposed to drive out evil.

[Muttocracy]

3. Before new curtain, they need to let in a whole lotta sunshine. nt

[Richard D]

5. I've done a lot of house cleansings.

Sage, Copal, Music, candles. All work.

I'd be happy to do it for him!

[jakem]

6. and have the place checked for wires.

every inch.

[ensho]

9. exactlly!

nt

[Deep13]

7. Fumigate for pests. nt

[ensho]

8. was thinking the same thing this morning

and after it is cleaned, light some wonderfully smelling incense. the real stuff.

[smokey nj]

10. I think the Chimp has fleas so a bug bomb might help too.

[jemsan]

11. Biden has an even bigger problem...

He has to move into Cheney's house. UGH!

[ensho]

14. oh you are so right - that will be a tough one to clean

someone should be appointed historian for the two cleanings.

[smokey nj]

17. Joe and his family should just sleep in tents in the backyard. There's nothing

that can get rid of that kind of evil. :scared:

[chookie]

12. Biden has the hardest job

Trying to get the sulphur smells out of the draperies isn't worth it -- bury them under Yucca Mountain.

He;ll also have to find homes for the kitten and puppies that Cheney didn't get around to eating.

Remember all those underground tunnels Cheney built? Those were all doorways to hell. They need to be capped and sealed. Maybe they can bring in Red Adair to assist.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

19. Laughing so hard I can hardly breathe!!!!

[meow2u3]

13. VP Biden should bring in a priest to sprinkle holy water in the Naval Observatory

and perform an exorcism ritual.

I wouldn't recommend Father sprinkle holy water on Dick Cheney; Cheney would end up with third degree burns and Father would be charged with aggravated assuault :evilgrin:

[BanTheGOP]

15. Don't forget getting out the Bush Twin...

...stains out of the furniture. You KNOW they did it everywhere...:puke:

[Taverner]

16. Heaven knows someone in that administration was running a methlab in the back

[texpatriot2004]

20. Wouldn't doubt it eh nm

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

18. I buy white sage by the pound for my biz and would gladly contribute!!!!

[texpatriot2004]

21. Thank you for your generosity :-) nm