Insight into the rightwing landfill they call a "brain"...

[BlooInBloo]

... Was chasing down some DU links, and found this wackjob site. This thread was hilarious:

"Every freaking time I'm chugging a fine English ale some stupid girl asks if I want to dance. How does hell-no sound. How does please get the fuck away from me sound? I go to bars to drink, plot the overthrow of governments or talk about my pirate days. I don't dance babycakes....ok? Now let me finish my Ale. I'm not a metro sexual ok? I carry guns, I get into fights, i sleep in my clothes sometimes but i don't shake my ass up and down to music. Ok? We understand each other? ...."

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=557564


The post, and the thread continue from there.


Phew - I know I rip on DUers from time to time (!) - seeing sites like this reminds me to count my blessings.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. He's a Buttcrack Spackle Sales Rep.

[Cleita]

2. Wow, sounds like every girl's dream.

Whadda pig!

[BlooInBloo]

5. lol! I thank god for men like him - gives a guy like me a chance....

Original saying: "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun *you*."
Variant: "I don't have to be the best guy in the world, I just have to be better than *him*"

:rofl:

[Cleita]

8. Did you read one of the replies that said he was gay, or as

the poster spelled it, ghey? I don't think that was the impression he wanted to give.

:rofl:

[whistle]

3. Where did this happen BlooInBloo, at bike week in Daytona Beach?

[BlooInBloo]

7. ?

[silverweb]

4. I found this interesting:

"Real men don't dance. Real men die in wars, they work shitty jobs for life only to die with a scowl on their faces. Thats what real men do."

Those three short sentences speak volumes. What a bleak life view this unhappy guy has!

[BlooInBloo]

6. Yup - that's what I thought too.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. Apparently...

Real Men like him have very strong right hands and arms and they are people for whom the term "autofellatio" is not conjectural.

[silverweb]

10. LOL

No doubt. :D

How's life treating you these days, TS?

:hi: