Is Alberto Gonzales still pleasuring the President?

[originalpckelly]

Poll question: Is Alberto Gonzales still pleasuring the President?

:shrug:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. I don't even want to know . . .

. . . what went on at Camp David last night.

[mahmoud al_hazen]

16. Not that there's anything wrong with whatever it was!

n/t

[originalpckelly]

2. So I guess this explains Jeff Gannon.

[libodem]

22. mmmmm, bulldog sex

gag

[Loge23]

3. He's doing exactly what he was "hired" to do. (eom)

[mahmoud al_hazen]

4. I vote other, as your poll

presupposes Gonzalez and Bush having man-sex together would somehow be bad, again.

[originalpckelly]

6. No, it's a pun off of the response Al gave when asked if he would resign:

"I serve at the pleasure of the President."

[mahmoud al_hazen]

13. "I serve at the pleasure of the President."

And so say all the U.S. attorneys answerable to the DOJ. There's no way YouTube could host that video without being busted for violating community standards and common decency, leading to yet another investigation of Bushco 'unpleasantness'. :)

[TroglodyteScholar]

5. Right now, you can bet he's doing so FURIOUSLY n/t

[originalpckelly]

8. Better watch out or the President might, well, you know...

"Heckuva job Brownie!"

or
"Fine job Rummy."

[mahmoud al_hazen]

15. As in all over the place?

That boy ain't right, I tell ya what.

[mahmoud al_hazen]

9. Doing WHAT furiously, and is it somehow bad/sinful?

One needn't hail from Georgia to be concerned about that! :)

[TroglodyteScholar]

11. What those two do in private isn't for me to judge...

...but screwing the American people is another matter!

[n2doc]

7. bigger question- when will gonzo shave his head?

We all know just how much Shrub likes to polish those knobs....:evilgrin:

[mahmoud al_hazen]

17. Inshallah you don't have a picture of that.

n/t

[Hepburn]

10. The problem with Gonzo?

He never stopped being Bush's atty and never became the atty for the people of the United States of America.

[Drum]

14. Absolutely correct!

If only I could distill what I think and see as clearly as this...a prizewinning reply!

:thumbsup:

[Hepburn]

19. Thanks!

A lawyer owes his/her utmost loyalty to his/her client. Gonzo has done ANYTHING BUT fulfill that requirement of representing the People of the United States of America.

[Drum]

25. Hepburn, you're brilliant...

and maybe clairvoyant too.

Look what just popped up on Pg 1:

PELOSI: "I Don't Think Gonzalex Understood Difference Between Being Bush Lawer & Attorney General"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x449664

:o

[havocmom]

12. Gonzales knows where the records are buried. He buried them.

Thinkin it likely the pResident pleasures the hired help in this case.

[TerdlowSmedley]

18. Yes, on his knees, under the desk.

[frogcycle]

20. to all those offended by this

climbing up on soapbox:

hey, chill out!

people make jokes about condi "pleasuring" him

despite what you may think, this does not HAVE to be somehow a condemnation of "man sex" as someone said. It is a lighthearted jab at both of these creeps, just as would be a similar "poll" with condi replacing gonzo. And before somebody goes off on THAT - no, that would not be a sinister condemnation of interracial sex.

If gonzo is "doing" bush, that is inappropriate because (1)bush is married, (2)bush is his direct supervisor

so just lighten up and laugh at the mockery of the bastards.

ok, off soapbox

[BlooInBloo]

24. You forgot to say "we should give him the benefit of the doubt"...

lol! I love bigot-defenders going for the "plausible deniability" defense. :rofl:

[Pyrzqxgl]

21. I Voted no

I think the president has been incapable of feeling pleasure for some time now. At best he just gets off on the pain.
Unfortunately we have to put up with that same pain he gets off on.

[BlooInBloo]

23. Sheesh. Why not just say "Gonzales is so gay" and be done with it?

Oh wait - I know why: to DUers, gay jokes are funny, as long as there's JUST ENOUGH plausible deniability in it.