The question you'd most like to see put to Gonzo, under oath?

[Hubert Flottz]

My question is...Did you, Karl Rove and or, George Bush, use the power of your office, or any of the new, broad, secretive, sweeping powers, granted by congress in the US Patriot Act, or granted in any subsequent signing statements made by the pResident, for the express purpose of fighting terrorism, to smear, to spy on, or to intimidate, ANY registered democratic candidate, or democratic voter, for purely political reasons, or in any way to gain political advantage for anyone in the republick'em party, over any non republicon being investigated, on your orders, to any anyone in any United States Attorneys offices around the country?

You may feel free to improve upon my language usage in asking my question. Admittedly I'm no scholar of legal mumbo-jumbo...but I do have a niece in her first year of law school and making straight As, who I am very proud of! Also, I did stay at a Holliday Inn near Macon Georgia, one dark and rainy night about ten years ago.

[Jacobin]

1. May I please drive bamboo splinters under your fingernails?

Since this won't cause any major organ failures, I don't see how it could be considered torture by him.

[NV Whino]

2. Mr. Gonzoles, sir...

How much do you have in your Swiss bank account and who put it there?

[WinkyDink]

3. Do you think you are entitled to a lawyer, to confronting your accuser, and to due process?

What document do you think makes you so entitled?

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Mr Gonzo...

Are you trying to cover up the fact that the PokeHer/FoggoGate games at the Watergate Hotel with all the repub congressmen's free limo rides, prostitutes, Cuban cigars, shmoozing, floozing and boozing, ever took place on the taxpayers $775 million defense dollars?

[joeybee12]

4. So, why did Georgie promote you all those years?

Why did a mediocre lawyer get so far ahead? What special talents did you have have that you were able to do to/for him?

If you get my drift.

I guess that's 3 questions.

[bridgit]

6. Alberto...who the hell do you think you're *supposed* to be working for?

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Gonzo and Bush both think that Bush Owns America and everything

in it!

[bridgit]

12. if Gonzales only knew, that despite his 'close-iness' to fame & legacy...

the bfee would all too willingly toss him under the next bus coming down the pike oh well ho hum,
poor Alberto; they simply will not allow any taint nor onus anywhere near their family name

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Hey Shithead....

Do you think the war in Baghdad is better off because you emboldened all the Arab terraists on the globe, with shit like Abu Ghraib and Gitmo?


It would be like..."Well maggot, do we have a brand new government job waiting for you, OVER THERE...you fat bodied shitbag, now move out smartly...Yo left right...Yo left right...We'll see if you really mean it, about wanting to serve your country!"

[Vinca]

8. What dirt have you got on the King?

It must be something good, otherwise you'd be doing your own title searches and hoping for a bankruptcy case.

[leftofthedial]

10. do you wan the needle in your left arm or your right arm?

[Hubert Flottz]

11. LMAO!

A good one!