"scan my own pork"--- A first one for DU...

[trumad]

Have I said that I love DU lately?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x444007

[11 Bravo]

1. Hey, no sex threads!

\"Scan my own pork\", indeed. We see right through your clever little euphemism.

:evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

2. What surprises me...

... is that Target has pork products. The Target near me has clothes, cheap furniture, some toys, some electronics and some kicky appliance designs that flirt with relelvence. Where are the pork products? Bags of pork rinds at the checkout stands?

[BuelahWitch]

They're talking about the Super Targets

Which are also grocery stores.

[Gold Metal Flake]

4. OK. Oddly, I am reminded...

...of that Married With Children episode when the AC goes out so the Bundys hang out at the grocery store. You could do that in a Super Target. Clothes, food, furniture, TVs, condoms & lube. All you need.

[bryant69]

3. Super Targets, like Super Wal-Marts, have food in them.

And also fight crime late at night when nobodies looking.

Bryant
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[Gold Metal Flake]

5. What is kryptonite to a Super Target?

SEC investigation?