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[Kadie]

President Bush speaks from the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington, Monday, march 19, 2007, as he marks the fourth anniversary of the war in Iraq. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070319/480/dcpm10303191557

[MazeRat7]

1. I'm so screwn... -nt

[sinkingfeeling]

2. "Yep, with every year, my eyes get a little bit closer together. Hee-hee."

[Rex]

3. He could pass for 80.

Evil does that to the body.

[southerncrone]

4. He really is a chimp. This picture reaffirms that.

[MoonRiver]

5. Stupid is as stupid does. "I do shit." eom

[SledDriver]

6. Stupid is...

n/t

[soothsayer]

7. what's that in his neck? a spot ready to put his head on a pike?

not that anyone ever should do that of course

[Monkeyman]

8. Don't let me cry

[tridim]

9. "Thank Gawd for sedatives, because otherwise I'd lose it."

I keep putting myself in Bush's shoes and always come to the conclusion that nobody could handle the intense pressure weighing on these criminals every day without some help from their friends in Big-Pharma. He's fucking loaded, no doubt about it.

[MilesColtrane]

10. I'm tired of Presidentizin'.

Decidin's hard work. I'm tellin' Karl I ain't talkin' to these people no more. Now where's my Jack and NCAA tourny?

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

11. It's not easy being green

Doesn't he look a little like Kermit?

[DesertRat]

12. He looking more like Mommie Dearest everyday

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. "Mah fella Murkins . . .

I have a carrot dick."

[rhiannon55]

14. "I'm sick and tired of you people doubtin' my leadership!

I AM THE DECIDER GODDAMMIT. NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME GET BACK TO MY NAP. WAAAAAHHHH!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. "Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it"

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..."

[vogonity]

16. Ahhh the "sucking a lemon" face.

I first remember it from the debates. One of my favorites.

[paparush]

17. We must haves the Precious!!!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. "I just soiled my new boxers."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. "I call upon the truly gullible to stand behind me in my hour of need"

:D

[pettypace]

20. One of his better captures

Similar to his portrait by Babailov

[Evoman]

21. Headline: "Latest Bush Speech Is Nothing But Word Masterbation: New Evidence of Hairy Throat."

[krispos42]

22. "As you can see, infants with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome grow up with the following characteristics...:

n/t

[fla nocount]

23. Barry Goldwater came to me in a dream last night,

and said, "Dick, it's over." Whudda he mean, my name's not Dick.