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[Kadie]

President George W. Bush (L) and Vice President Dick Cheney (R) wave to Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki during a video teleconference March 19, 2007, from the Situation Room of the White House. Monday marks the fourth anniversary of the U.S. military involvement in Iraq. REUTERS/Eric Draper-The White House/Handout. NO SALES. NO ARCHIVES.

[spanone]

1. 'We hereby swear to lie at every opportunity we have and screw the Amercian people in the process'

[no_hypocrisy]

2. OK, who wants chocolate ice cream with lunch? n/t

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. "Say bye-bye, Al . . .

. . . you're history, mofo."

"Whaddaya mean the mike was still on?"

[waiting for hope]

4. Now, who needs to go pee-pee?

[champt10]

8. I like the Sit Room...

In the West Wing so much better. It looks much cooler than that. The lights def need to be darker with more high tech gizmos. Except unlike the West Wing, the generals arent the douchebags.

[onethatcares]

5. Yo, yo, we're right here, the

rimjobs with our hands in the air, can you see us now????

[Double T]

6. All those needing to go to the baffroom, please raise your hand.

[understandinglife]

7. "We're comfy over here while you die over there ... bye, bye - now Dicke, about that boat ..."

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. Welcome to War Criminals Anonymous (W.C.A.) Please raise your hand

if you are a war criminal.

[guitar man]

10. Sig Heil!!!

...uhhh, Dick, I think you're supposed to do that with your right hand...

[underpants]

11. Ooookay (reads label) who haaaaad the chicken salad?

(awkward pause as both W and Dick claim the chicken salad the homoerotic charge of the event between the two is unmistakeable to all in the room but yet as their eyes meet they must look away. Look away.)

[underpants]

12. Asshole? Any assholes here?

:hi::hi:

[tnlefty]

13. Hurry up and get that hydracarben law sighned, ya hear? Tha

'Murican people are losin' pashence with this and we gotta get our PSA's a goin'.

[rock]

14. While watching an episode of "Jeopardy"

both men knew the answer.