Bush's remedy for the Alberto Gonzales Scandal..... (humor)

[Blackhatjack]

President Bush addressed the White House Press today and outlined his considered solution to the Press reported scandal surrounding his Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. He prefaced his remarks by saying he had a proposal to put forward that he is sure will solve this problem.

"Hey, If I Give Alberto A Different Nickname, Will You Guys Back Off?" --Bush

Late reports indicate the White House Press is carefully considering the President's plan. Fox News has hailed it as a stroke of genious, and anyone who does not see the wisdom in the President's plan 'is against America, and obviously wants the terrorists to win.' Fox News also reported that the whole matter was tied directly to 911, and that winning the war in Iraq is the only way to fix this problem.

UPDATE: Fox News announced that their poll of registered voters on this issue shows that 115% of those polled strongly support the President's plan.