Why Not Use Gonzales-Approved Aggressive Interrogation Techniques in Lieu of Oath?

[Jacobin]

Okay, Karl and Harriet don't want to swear an oath. Maybe they've converted to the Amish religion and can't swear an oath on a Bible. Whatever.

I say give them some slack. After all, they are or were high ranking people advising the president of the United States.

Deference is a must and I think we should be down with that.

Another great way of getting to the truth quickly in this crisis has been developed by Alberto Gonzales himself and his crack team of interrogation specialits. What we need here is some 'aggressive interrogation techniques!" To heck with swearing an oath on a Bible.

I don't know why the WH hasn't come up with this idea, since they've approved it and use it in serious situations. We all know this is a serious situation, so why not?

I myself like the idea of waterboarding Harriet and Alberto. (-: We know for certain that they will talk. There will be no refusal to answer questions. Plus, we could do a pay per view thing on cable and use the proceeds to help refurbish VA hospitals!

Its a win-win, all the way around!

:bounce:

:bounce:

Please list your preferred methods of 'aggressive questioning' suitable for Harriet and Karl here, using ONLY methods previously approved by Speedy Gonzales.

[malaise]

1. I like the waterboarding idea n/t

[Jacobin]

2. I thought about the electrodes on genitals thing

You know? With the black cape and all?

But I've heard that waterboarding is much quicker.

[guitar man]

17. yeah, but

could they find any clips small enough to fit KKKarl's nads??

:rofl:

[notadmblnd]

25. I don't know.. these guys creep me out.

they seem like the type that would enjoy the electrodes on the genitals procedure. I had corned beef and cabbage over the weekend, and the cabbage created a bit of a situation for me, if you know what I mean? I'd volunteer to save it in a bucket or something. Hell, I'd pay for the pleasure of smearing it on him too. Please, let me know if torture is the way they decide to go with this.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Quick, call Conyers and suggest it!

[Lerkfish]

4. I started a thread like this the other day, and it got disappeared.

just FYI

[Jacobin]

8. I am only suggesting procedures approved by the Attorney General

I am not suggesting anything illegal.

[Lerkfish]

11. so was I. the thread got deleted anyways. I'm just sayin

I made the exact same suggestion as others in this thread, about 3 or 4 days ago.

[Jacobin]

15. I can only support methods approved by the Justice Department

After all, we are a nation of laws, not men and we do not torture prisoners!!

Maybe you didn't have the using the money to refurbish VA hosptial thingy. I think that's a good touch, no?

[notadmblnd]

12. we must not have been in the right mood Lerk

and I'd like to apologize for that.

[Lerkfish]

22. oh, hey, its all good. I'm glad THIS thread is staying up.

:toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

5. .

BushCo is above the law...

[ORDagnabbit]

6. Like I said lets counter offer by promising not to waterboard them. n/t

[AnnInLa]

7. I'd pay to see that

K&R

[notadmblnd]

9. Sounds good to me.... here you need a water bucket?

oh and look at this really cool slant board I found. there's enought room for some of his friends to join him.
and last but not least.. thanks to Jacobin for reminding me of the cellophane
Damn it, there's more than one way to skin a cat, finally got the picture posted.

[Jacobin]

10. I believed the approved method also calls for cellophane wrap

I'm not really as familiar with these things as I should be, but certainly Alberto can tell us exactly how its done, all proper and legal, you know.

[notadmblnd]

14. I know what you mean....

everything should be kept above board if you know what I mean?

[biscotti]

13. Oh I like the way your

mind works. Perfect idea!

[Sherman A1]

16. A very good idea

and hopefully could include a nice vacation at a lovely Federal Facility on the Island of Cuba..... Perhaps a chance to work on one's tan?

[David Zephyr]

18. Jacobin, you made my day!

:bounce:

[valerief]

19. Can't they be put in Gitmo? nt

[Vincardog]

20. Do you really want to see a naked pyramid with Harriet Gonzo and Rove?

That will make my Dog sick and you know what he likes to lick.

[Jacobin]

23. Pay per view, baby, Pay per view

It will make billions.....for the veterans! :-)

[heatstreak]

21. kick

[otherlander]

24. You have a sick twisted mind

and I love the way you think. K&R.

But I would hate to waste money to have them questioned. Wouldn't it be better just to turn them loose on the streets of Baghdad with sandwichboards saying "I support the Iraq invasion"? :bounce:

[tavalon]

26. Makes sense to me

LOL

[mzmolly]

27. Now I like that idea!

:D

[Heywood J]

28. How much would you charge for that?

$20? $50?