"Liberalism is a Mental Disorder" (And, me, without my camera)

[TomInTib]

Nina and I were in Heyward today and pulled up behind one of the most decrepit trucks (if you want to call a Chevy L'uv a "truck") I have ever seen.

Totally sprung, the rear fenders were almost on the tires. Home-made pipe rack with rotted stakes. What paint was on the truck was white. The bed was full of tree branches and various detritus that looked as if had been there for months. Lying on this crap was a chain saw with a totally rusted chain.

In lieu of a long-gone tailgate was a ratty-ass, irregular plywood panel holding the whole mess in the bed.

On which was scrawled in classic "Get a Brain, Morans" script was 'Liberalism is a Mental Disorder'.

I told Nina to pull up next to him at the light.

Behind the wheel was a guy who appeared to be an escapee from the Oakland Zoo Primate House.

So I reached over and knocked on his window (one advantage of wearing a 38" sleeve).

"Well, it looks as if Conservatism has paid off really well for you, Hot Rod."

(Primate House Escapee blinks thrice)

"Fuck you, Hippie."


If I could have gotten a picture or two, I would have forced myself to learn how to post pics on DU.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Aw. Give that dude a set of Truck Nutz (tm) for Xmas.

TRUCK NUTZ!!!!

[Binka]

2. Good On You Tom

These freaks are so fucking STOOOOOOPID. Jesus Gawd I hate these fuckers.

[malaise]

3. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I can't imagine the pix :rofl:

[RedCappedBandit]

4. Hehe

i would have asked him to define mental disorder. But then i'm a wise ass college student studying psychology.

"Behind the wheel was a guy who appeared to be an escapee from the Oakland Zoo Primate House.
"

excellent :D

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. "Fuck you, Hippie"

Mensa, no doubt.

I have $5.00 that says the number of teeth in his head were in the single digits.

[TomInTib]

6. Hell, it took him a full three seconds to come up with THAT.

I was kinda hoping he might have wanted to fight. In Heyward, you can fight on the sidewalk without drawing much attention, at all.

[xchrom]

7. ...

:rofl:

[BeFree]

8. He just has a different idea...

... of what it means to be liberal. Certainly your example of 'liberalism' could make him be the way he appears to be. And he may just love fucking with hippies. Heck, he's practically famous now because of you! I mean, I'd a never even heard the first thing about him 'cepting for you.

[TomInTib]

9. Years ago, I was paid handsomely to make people (and products) famous.

Maybe I should have been nicer to the idiot.