I'm getting impatient...when do we start the war on Christmas?

[Sannum]

And is that before or after we enact the Homosexual agenda?

Come on, I didn't sacrifice those fetuses in the name of Obama for nothing!

[Lubernaut]

1. Geez, I started Dec. 26th, 2007!

Then I went to work on my various anti-American agendas, like skateboarding and listening to Captain Beefheart.

[cosmik debris]

2. We are at Tinsel Alert Level Orange

In the Global War On Christmas.

But we are fighting on two fronts because we haven't won the war on Hanukkah yet.

[BadgerKid]

3. From another forum

(not my artwork)

[mascarax]

4. I'm doing my best by always saying "Holidays"

so I can watch my Republican coworkers start to twitch. Yes, they definitely believe there is a "war on Christmas". One makes a big show of saying "Merry CHRISTMAS". Pathetic.

[KG]

5. check your decoder ring.

[hlthe2b]

6. Lay off the Holiday Fudge & Eggnog and go back to your drills!

After all, this war isn't for overweight, Out-of-shape SANTAS!

[TripleKatPad]

7. I'm doing my part.

In my hallway at work, we all have windows alongside the door of our offices (so the bosses can walk by and make sure we are not on DU all day, I suspect). A couple of zany ladies down the hall have a practice of decorating our door windows with gel-like thing-bobs. Every season/holiday, they decorate the hallway with pumpkins, bunnies, shamrocks, turkeys, etc, etc. Today I came in to find xmas stuff plastered on my window. I always try to find a way to rearrange the display to represent my naughty self. They gave me a santa, a reindeer and a bunch of snow flakes. I rearranged them a bit. Now the tableau is one of Rudolph pooping on Santa's head. Bah, humbug, y'all!

[razors edge]

8. I puked on an elf last night,

to much Jack & Coke.

Does that count?

[hendo]

11. "elf" is discriminatory

the correct term is "little people"

Then again, even that is discriminatory. How about "vertically challenged".

[razors edge]

12. My apologies to the elf community among us.

Especially the one I puked on last night.

I must reform my evil ways.

[hendo]

13. Im sure that they would accept that

As would all magical creatures :)

[hendo]

9. They are preparing for your attack

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/211034/november-23-2008/a-colbert-christmas--toby-keith-sings

[TrogL]

10. I already did. I threw in "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" at the company Christmas concert

[Bigmack]

14. We jump off at...

Zero-Dark-Thirty. We expect some casualties, but the rest of us will go on.

Our first objective is the Nativity scene.

I get the sheep!

[Hubert H. Hubert]

15. I'll be doing my part by spending the 25th at Osama's Homobortion Pot and Commie Jizzporium {nt}

[LittleClarkie]

16. Multi-task, comrade. Multi-task

You can sacrifice the fetuses, enact the homosexual agenda AND take up arms against Christmas all at the same time. I've been at it for weeks. Get with the program, you slacker!

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. Damn these kids these days

momy never taught you OpSec? DISCUSSING it on the web only alerts Santa and his minions.