Dickipedia entry for Karl Rove

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Rove is considered a part of the holy trinity of dicks (himself, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush), though the true extent of his role in the ruining of the United States will most likely forever be obscured by "executive privilege," which is a time-honored technique of avoiding culpability for anything while "protecting America."

Rove is only 57 years old. One can expect that this will leave Rove plenty of years to continue his life's work of undoing everything the founding fathers did to prevent people like him from existing in the first place.

Notably, Rove would never actually complete his degree. Many years later, when people would make jokes about George W. Bush, saying, "See, even a C student can become the most powerful man in the world," they would not realize that you can actually manipulate the most powerful man in the world without even being a college graduate.

Initially, Rove worked on failed congressional and presidential campaigns for George W. Bush and George H. W. Bush respectively. Soon after, Rove began to actually work with successful candidates as well as quote Napoleon, making him, presumably, a self-aware dick.

He is also known by the alias MC Rove based on this video. Music historians have said that, after watching this video, Grandmaster Flash declared that he wished he had a time machine to go back to the Bronx and kill his friends before they could invent rap music.

Rove is apparently an atheist, which is exactly what Satan would say.